It has just been announced that converted Muslim Jennifer Love Hewitt is pregnant with her first child.
Though it would seem impossible for a woman of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s advanced age to conceive a child, the powerful seed of a Muslim man has found a way to take root. In this instance the seed belongs to known other than Sheikh Haid D’Salaami (pictured below)
Yes once again the virility of us Muslim men astonishes scientists, as like an oasis, Muslim life springs forth in the dry barren desert of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s old lady womb. May this child grow up to find much joy and happiness, and then kill many infidels with a martyr vest.
Pop star Justin Bieber has paid the price for daring to take his homoqueer stage show to Dubai in the proud Muslim country of the United Arab Emirates.
As you can see in the video below, while Justin Bieber is lip-syncing and pretending to play the piano to some horrible song about the first time Usher fingered his butthole, a righteous Muslim jihadist rushes on stage and tackles Justin to the ground.
Unfortunately our courageous Muslim brother’s suicide vest failed to detonate. However, Justin Bieber did not get away unscathed as after a thorough medical examination it was determined that Justin has suffered a prolapsed anus, and must now abstain from homosex for 3 weeks. Which to Justin Bieber will no doubt seem like a lifetime.
Nickelodeon star Jennette McCurdy pouts while obviously anxiously waiting for a Muslim man to come and violently penetrate her anus in the photo above.
Jennette can pout all she wants, a pious Muslim will never grant her the anal stretching she so desperately desires as long as she remains a heathen temptress.
The most sexually attractive feature a woman can possess is subservience to Allah and Islamic law. Jennette McCurdy’s full lips, busty bosom, and young tight round ass are irrelevant until she wears the burka and declares Allah her lord and master.
As we reported last week, Kim Kardashian is on a pilgrimage to the Middle East in search of sex with us virile Muslim men.
Kim’s first stop was to the pseudo-Muslim nation of Kuwait. However, Kim Kardashian left disappointed as she was unable to entice any Muslim men despite seductively sucking down a large glass of frozen goat spunk, as you can see in the photo above.
As we predicted Kim Kardashian will never know the divine pleasure of having an enormous throbbing Muslim’s manhood thrust inside of her, because us Muslims are a virtuous people and Kim is a degenerate mudshark who has been repeatedly defiled by all manner of primitive Sub-Saharan abids.
As you can see in the video above, actress Olivia Munn is in intense training to be able to orally service us Muslim men.
Olivia Munn is a clever woman, for despite having absolutely no talent and extremely average looks, she has managed to make a career for herself in heathen Hollywood by pandering to horny nerds.
Now that Olivia Munn sees the writing on the wall that the West will soon fall to Islam, she is preparing herself to be able to take our enormous Muslim meat sticks.
This video shows that Olivia is off to good start, but she is going to have to train hard and take a lot more meat if she hopes to be of use to us extremely well endowed Muslims.
Miley Cyrus looks exhausted yet extremely satisfied in the video above after sucking off a Muslim man.
As Miley Cyrus found out, being able to orally satisfy us Muslims is no easy task as our manhoods are so large that suffocation becomes a very real possibility.
However, the reward is worth the effort as Miley Cyrus was blessed with a load of delicious Muslim man juice on her face and dislocated tongue. Truly a great honor for Miley as it would be for any woman.
