Katy Perry holds the same record as Michael Jackson for most number one singles from an album. Though Michael holds the record for most boys diddled while listening to a Katy Perry album.
Led Zeppelin, REM, and Depeche Mode have never had a number one single, Rihanna has 10. Coincidentally the same is true for STDs.
Creed has sold more records in the US than Jimi Hendrix, and they have probably gotten laid more as well.
Ke$ha’s “Tik-Tok” sold more copies than ANY Beatles single. Ke$ha should remake The Beatles’ “Abbey Road” album. I would like to see what she could do with some of those songs.
Flo Rida’s “Low” has sold 8 million copies – the same as The Beatles’ “Hey Jude”. This fact makes sense, have you ever tried to get a bitch to grind on your junk to “Hey Jude”?
The Black Eyed Peas’ “I Gotta Feeling” is more popular than any Elvis or Simon & Garfunkel song. If Elvis got f*cked by black guys like Fergie instead of f*cking them out of their music he’d have been more popular in America.
Celine Dion’s “Falling Into You” sold more copies than any Queen, Nirvana, or Bruce Springsteen record. You see what happens when you allow women to listen to music?
Same with Shania Twain’s “Come On Over”. Again, women!
Barbra Streisand has sold more records (140 million) than Pearl Jam, Johny Cash, and Tom Petty combined. You see what happens when you allow Jews to listen to music?
Bill Ray Cyrus’ album “Some Gave All,” sold more copies (20 million) than any Bob Marley album. The tragedy is that the real talent in the family, converted Muslim Miley Cyrus, has yet to do the same.
The cast of “Glee” has had more songs on the charts than The Beatles, and they are only in their 3rd season.
Justin Bieber exists.
Justin Bieber’s music has long been criticized for being too “simplistic” and “just plain awful”. Music executives are starting to take notice as it appears they are now targeting Justin Bieber’s music towards those who can not voice their objections to it, namely babies.
Stores across the country are already starting to restock Justin Bieber’s CDs in their “Music For Babies” section. There are also rumors that Justin Bieber will be making a guest appearance on the hit Nick Jr show Moose and Zee to help promote his new album.
Frankly, I find it deplorable that Justin Bieber would try to peddle his horrible music to defenseless babies. As the most vulnerable members of society, babies should be protected from this type of audio abuse that is about to heaped on them by Justin Bieber and the Zionist controlled music industry.
LOS ANGLES, CA — Sources tell CelebJihad.com that Nick Jonas, lead singer of the wildly popular Jonas Brothers, has lost his purity ring inside his own anus. The ring, which symbolizes Nick’s commitment to abstaining from premarital sex, has been missing for hours despite the valiant efforts of his brothers to retrieve it.
“We kept telling him, ‘No rings, no watches,’” said band mate and ‘middle brother’ Joe Jonas. “But once he decides to play with his ‘god button’ there’s no stopping him.”
This is the second incident this month that has called into question Nick’s use of the purity ring. Rumors have been swirling that Jonas has been involved in a homosexual relationship with British comedian Russel Brand since the two met at the MTV Video Music Awards on September 7th.
Brand, an admitted sex addict who hosted the awards, has been quick to squelch rumors that the two are dating or that he is a homosexual.
“We’re not dating; I only popped him once,” Brand was quoted as saying in this month’s copy of Tiger Beat.
Added Brand, “While my actions were more than a little gay, I am certainly not a poofter, as evidenced by the fact that this boy is softer and more feminine than half of the cunts I’ve shagged this month.”
