As you can see in the photo above, actress Minka Kelly, who recently broke up with her New York Yankee boyfriend Derek Jeter, signaled that she is on the prowl for a new man by finger f*cking her hot little mouth.
Like all Western women, Minka Kelly is trying to use the promise of good oral sex to lure a man into a relationship. By walking around fingering her own mouth Minka is letting men know that she greatly enjoys cock in her mouth (like we didn’t know that already).
Sadly for Minka Kelly this strategy is unlikely to work as she is using far too much teeth while demonstrating her blowjob technique. Obviously Minka is one of those girls who gives horrible, painful, teeth scraping blowjobs, but she is too hot for guys to complain so they pretend it feels good giving her the mistaken impression that she gives good head. Only a virile Muslim man like myself would have the balls to set Minka straight.
Selena Gomez continued her impressive public displays of sluttery by going on national television, throwing up a load of jizz, and then catching it in her mouth.
For years infidel late night TV shows have brought on animals to perform tricks to amuse TV audiences, but as America descends further and further into immorality, late night TV has had to up the stakes by bringing on whores like Selena Gomez to perform sick displays like the one above.
I am sure the kuffar American public think it is hilarious and adorable that Selena Gomez likes to catch loads of man spunk in her mouth, but us Muslims find the act reprehensible. The Qur’an is very clear that a woman should only swallow the cum of her husband and/or master, and never on national television.
As Selena Gomez has proved once again, there really is no hope for the West.
A few months ago we uncovered a lost scene from the movie “Star Wars” in which Princess Leia fetches Luke a beer. Now we have once again uncovered a lost scene from the original “Star Wars” movie, that like the first lost scene, does much to redeem the film in the eyes of Allah.
As every proper Muslim knows, the problem with Star Wars was that Princess Leia had a nasty case of sass mouth. One can only take so much female back talk in a movie before he bitch-slaps his TV into oblivion just to shut her up.
However, in the lost deleted scene shown below the problem of Princess Leia incessantly flapping her man-pleaser was solved by Darth Vader when he fingers her slutty little mouth. Truly a great and important scene that should of been kept in the original picture!
Actress Mila Kunis appeared on the Western teen sex show “TRL” to demonstrate her various sex moves.
As you can see in the GIF below Mila Kunis is demonstrating to the kids how to properly fist a mouth. This is an invaluable life skill for many in the West because their heathen economy is in ruins, and most of them will be making their living as prostitutes for their Zionist leaders.
Unfortunately, the show ran out of time before Mila could demonstrate her fisting technique on her other orifices. However, I think it is safe to assume that with a whore like Mila, her fist would go in quite easily no matter what hole on her body she stuck it in.
Lady boy Zac Efron thrilled his male fan base with this picture of him suggestively sucking on the end of his necklace.
Zac Efron is the picture of feminine beauty in this photo. Notice his high cheek bones, smooth lily white skin, and soft supple lips.
Zac’s sultry yet playful gaze and erotic necklace sucking has got my “awrah” (private area) excited. The Qur’an is very clear that it is illegal for someone who is not one of my wives (or a close female relative) to arouse me in such a way.
Therefore, in the name of the holy Sharia Law I demanded that Zac Efron either become my wife, or wear the burqa to stop tempting pious Muslim men like myself with his feminine features and pretty mouth.
Always the trend setter, Lindsay Lohan created quite the buzz last night with a postmodern cry for help. Lindsay tweeted a picture of herself holding a gun to her smiling mouth, putting a playful ironic twist on her a desperate plea.
“She could have gone the traditional route and went to a rehab center or a psych ward, but that’s been done to death,” said art critic Lamar DeBold. “What Lindsay did was turn your traditional suicide threat on its head by seamlessly merging performance art with the lowest depths of hopelessness and despair.”
DeBold claims that by adding elements such as the Polaroid frame and the sexy black dress, Lohan was commenting on how her sex symbol status and constant run-ins with the paparazzi are factors in her inevitable overdose and, or suicide.
“With that ironic little smirk, Lindsay is saying that she knows that we know she is actually going to blow her drug-addled brains out someday soon.”
Added DeBold, “I haven’t been this impressed since Heath Ledger went 90′s kitsch by overdosing at the “Full House” girl’s apartment.
