Below are topless pictures of Ashton Kutcher’s “alleged” mistress Sara Leal topless.
Ashton certainly seems to have a thing for women with big bushy eyebrows, and as a Muslim man I respect that. Hopefully Ashton embraces the Muslim aesthetic further and learns to appreciate a woman with a thick coat of pubic hair covering most of her body, so that he may serve as an example for the kuffars.
Despite what the Zionist controlled mainstream media says, Ashton Kutcher has done nothing wrong in bedding multiple women outside of his marriage. In fact since Ashton married a woman who is well past her breeding prime (probably because she is an excellent dick sucker and well digger) it is his duty to propagate with females still capable of carrying his seed.
Keep your head up Ashton, Islam is behind you and us Muslims approve of your choice of this hair whore Sara Leal. Allahu Akbar!
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Tiger Woods’ mistress Rachel Uchitel’s face must be beet red right now after this upskirt picture showing her vagina was leaked on the Internet.
After breaking up Tiger Woods’ marriage Rachel Uchitel famously turned down a 7 figure offer from Playboy to pose nude in the magazine, because according to her she is actually a reserved lady and not a home-wrecking whore. However, now this picture of Rachel Uchitel’s cotter is out for the world to see, and it is absolutely free.
I can finally see why Tiger Woods found Rachel Uchitel so appealing. Her pussy looks like the 16th hole at Pebble Beach. There is a fairly large playing surface surrounded by rough, and a generous hole placement which should only require 3 strokes to finish in.
Enjoy this upskirt picture of Rachel Uchitel’s vagina for free, and take comfort in the fact that is cost Tiger Woods 100 million dollars for the same privilege.
Like most of the nation I have been in tears for most of the day today after finding out that Jesse James has been having an affair behind Sandra Bullock’s back with some girl named Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. This news is so devastating that I, like most of you, will probably be forced to take my own life from the grief sometime later today.
Until then I’d like to cast a light on the home wrecker who ruined the Sandra Bullock Jesse James marriage. As you can see in the picture above she has that girl next door look that men find irresistible. Apparently her affair with Jesse James started when she friend requested him on Facebook. Everyone knows a friend request from a girl on Facebook is an open invitation to pillage her stink hole. Poor Jesse James was unable to resist the allure of this fresh faced vixen and succumbed to her brazen advances by inviting her up to LA to stay with him while Sandra was away filming “The Blind Side”.
I can only pray that Sandra Bullock finds it in her heart to forgive Jesse for this small indiscretion. Hopefully she can realize how lucky she is to have a man like him for her husband. It is so rare to find a tattooed wannabe tough guy in LA that if you are fortunate enough to get one you damn well better hold on to him.
Rachel Uchitel, noted home wrecker and queen of the Tiger Woods harem, has joined the cast of “Extra” as a special correspondent whorespondent. Uchitel’s stint on the celebrity-news show will consist primarily of interviews, although one could imagine she may end up servicing the show’s producers as well, provided they are married.
Only in America (and probably South America, Europe, and parts of Asia, Africa and Australia) could a tramp like this parlay adultery into a job. From Monica Lewinsky to Ashley Dupre to Jay Leno, Uchitel joins the growing list of celebrities who have had to suck off a married man to get on TV.
I wish I was back in Saudi Arabia, where one gets ahead through persistence and hard work, the result of which can be used to purchase camels and young prepubescent Sudanese boys with which to bribe the local chieftains or clerics.
Here’s a clip of “Extra” correspondent whorespondent Rachel Uchitel interviewing a eunuch.
Never one to mince words, porn star and alleged Tiger Woods mistress Holly Sampson was actually claiming to have “f*cked” Tiger Woods back on May 26th.
In a web video for some adult site, Holly and another porn star are interviewed. When Holly is asked if she has ever had sex with anyone famous she first name drops Kevin Costner (who apparently has an enormous dong). Then Holly casually mentions she had sex Tiger Woods.
This leads her into the whole story of how her and Tiger met, and what he was like in bed saying,
“I f*cked Tiger Woods. … Me and my girlfriends did a bachelor party for Tiger and it was amazing. And then he picked me to go in the room. I have to say he was really good.”
“I think it’s pretty amazing. He’s like the whitest black boy you’ve ever met. His teeth are perfect and he’s the perfect gentleman. He’s beautiful.”
Sampson also confirmed performing oral sex on Woods and that he used a condom.
“It was pretty simple, straight up sex. He’s got a lot to protect himself from too. I think he would probably die if he knew I was telling this on the internet but that’s okay, I don’t care. It was fun, it’s not like it was any big mystery.”
Here is video of Holly Sampson discussing banging Tiger Woods back on May 26th. Enjoy!
Well it turns out that not only is one of Tiger Woods’ mistresses a porn star, but she is also a high class “escort” (which is French for prostitute).
Holly Sampson, who I believe was the 4th woman to come forward about having an affair with Tiger Woods, is a fairly well known porn star. However, Holly is a real go-getter and she was not satisfied just having sex on film for money, so she branched out into selling sex to just about anyone who is willing to pay for it. As this screen shot from her profile on an escort website shows.
Holly’s escort profile reads:
I want to be that special someone whom you’ll REMEMBER. I want to make sure that when we part you’re left completely WALKING ON AIR. The memory of my smile should WARM you. The sound of my laugh should LINGER in your mind. The touch of my hand on yours should leave you – BREATHLESS…
With such poetry in her profile how could Tiger resist? Now the only question is did she make Tiger pay, or did he get a freebie for being famous and having really white teeth?
The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative effect on the black community, specifically young black girls.
“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”
Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.
Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”
