Victoria’s Secret model and actor Orlando Bloom’s wife Miranda Kerr just had the below nude photos leaked to the Internet by some perverted French photographer.

Only in the degenerate West would crappy black and white photos of a woman’s genitals be considered “art”. Of course Miranda is no stranger to prostituting her naked flesh, but this would be the first time she has done so since marrying Orlando Bloom.

These naked pictures have all but sealed Miranda Kerr’s fate, and Orlando Bloom will have to try to save his family’s honor by burning her with battery acid for this most egregious offense.

Miranda Kerr and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley have joined their super model friends in the harem of a powerful Muslim man. To commemorate the event the girls posed topless for the harem class of 2012 photo above.

These proud concubines were given the honor of serving the sexual needs of a Sheik in the coming year. Besides the standard duties of a whore, Miranda Kerr and friends will be required to entertain their master’s guests, clean his toilets, hand feed him figs, and when necessary tickle his balls with ostrich feathers.

Yes the life of a Muslim’s concubine is quite glamorous, and filled with many earthly pleasures. Infidel women can not help but be envious of the sexual journey these taut bare-chested beauties are about to embark upon.

For the second time in less than a week (first time here) we are seeing model Miranda Kerr airing out her filthy vagina in public. This time it is in a video with her gaggle of whore friends, including “Transformers 3″ star Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

Clearly these whores made this video to try and seduce us virile Muslim men into sexing them with our enormous Islamic manhoods. What these silly sluts do not know is that their nearly flawless feminine bodies repulse us, as we are pious followers of Allah and lust not after the shameful female form.

Needless to say this only makes women like Miranda Kerr and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley lust for us grow stronger, but that is not our concern. Our seed will never find its way into their (probably) disease-ridden lady holes, no matter how hardcore the sex videos they release become.

Victoria’s Secret model and Orlando Bloom’s cum receptacle Miranda Kerr flashed her vagina while walking the runway in Milan yesterday.

Miranda Kerr was modeling some stupid looking dress when she was overwhelmed with the desire to expose her vagina. So Miranda lifted up the dress, flashing her see through lace panties and disgusting lady parts to the world.

Obviously Miranda Kerr’s vagina is not getting enough attention at home for her to feel the need to expose it to the world like this. Orlando Bloom would be wise to stop daydreaming about Johnny Depp while diddling his own butthole for a couple minutes to satisfy his woman, before she embarrasses him further with these brazen acts of sluttery.

Oil Sheik Muhammed Abdullah Menish purchased Victoria’s Secret models Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Miranda Kerr for an afternoon of entertainment at his palace in Dubai.

Sheik Menish reportedly purchased the models for 15 million US dollars. He then had the girls frolic in this pool while photos were taken before retiring to the palace for a light S&M gang bang. Finally the girls were required to shave the Sheik’s balls and share the honor of wearing his pubes on their face as a fake beard.

Enjoy these pictures of Victoria’s Secret models Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Miranda Kerr serving their new lord Sheik Muhammed Abdullah Menish.

Victoria’s Secret model and Orlando Bloom’s bang toy Miranda Kerr posed naked for the upcoming issue of GQ magazine.

What the hell did Orlando Bloom ever do to deserve to plow Miranda Kerr every night. Sure those elf and pirate movies he was in were pretty good, but it is not like he is a Jihadist who writes for a mildly popular celebrity gossip site or anything. Besides with that baby face I sincerely doubt Orlando can grow a proper beard.

Miranda Kerr needs to be with someone more fanatical and exponentially more hairy like myself. She could run her finger’s through my back hair and make me purr like a wild cat! Then we could go at it for like 15 minutes before I leave her covered in my sweat and unsatisfied. So if anyone out there knows Miranda Kerr pass it along that I am interested… but don’t make me sound desperate!

Here are the naked pictures of Miranda Kerr in GQ magazine.

Alessandra Ambrosio and Miranda Kerr posed in their Valentine’s Day lingerie for these pictures in Victoria’s Secret’s new catalog.

As many of you unlucky in love girls are probably well aware Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, and frankly I don’t want to hear any of your whining about how you can’t find a “good man”. You need to stop blaming men for your issues and look at yourself first. If you looked and dressed exactly like Alessandra Ambrosio or Miranda Kerr you’d have a line of “good men” at your front door.

I know it seems obvious now but you’d be amazed at how many women out there don’t look like super models. It is like hello girlfriend what are you thinking!

Anyway here are the pics of Alessandra Ambrosio and Miranda Kerr in their Valentine’s Day lingerie. Let this be the model for you girls on how you should look, and know that anything less will make you a failure who will probably die alone.