Blake Lively the star of the CW show “Gossip Girl” was caught looking down girls’ shirts in her bikini in Miami this weekend.

Lively was photographed out on her hotel balcony pretending to talk on her cell phone, so she could look out over the side and see down busty women’s tops. This is the oldest trick in the book and one I have personally implemented numerous times with great success. What Blake fails to realize though is that she is a busty woman herself. She could easy look at and in fact fondle her own lushes breasts to her heart’s content. She doesn’t need to go perving on a balcony! Sadly like most women Blake is too stupid to realize this.

If Blake wants to not get busted next time she goes peeping on girls from a balcony she should try wearing something less conspicuous than a black bikini. I suggest a trench coat, aviators, and a Dick Tracy type hat from the 1930’s. That way if anyone sees her peeping they’ll assume she is a detective trying to crack the big case.

CelebJihad has just received these exclusive photos of 50 Cent and “Transformers” director Michael Bay picking up some floozies to take on the next available train to Pound Town.

Since I am an expert on picking up slutty women at clubs, (I lure them back to my place with promises of sex then when we get there I chastise them for being whores and beat them with the Qur’an), I will be providing the captions to explain how the night unfolded.

Girl #1 whose name is probably Violet Booberton hears that the dorky looking guy in the black shirt is someone from Hollywood so she jumps all over him.

Violet paws at Michael Bay because she is classless and knows no other way to show interest in a man.

Violet gives Michael Bay a “handy” while he does his impression of a pedophile smile.

Violet Booberton finds out that the black man in the jaunty suit is not Michael Bay’s slave but rather a famous rapper, so she immediately smashes her boobs into him.

50 Cent ignores the black woman as there are white and/or latina chicks interested in him now.

Violet trying to decide which guy would be most likely to call her the next day (the answer is neither) so she can pawn her friend Rebecca Witchface off on the other.

Violet chooses Michael Bay, and he shows her the iPhone that he is going to shove up her snatch later.

50 Cent thinking racism is a bitch as Rebecca Witchface gets pushed towards him.

A depressed 50 Cent turns back to the black girl next to him as Rebecca Witchface angles for a 3some. Michael Bay again does his creepy pedophile smirk.