Megan Fox Cosmo

Like a phoenix from the ashes, Megan Fox has resurrected her career with a starring role in a new movie, and is now starting her campaign to reclaim her place as the sexiest woman in the (Western) world with these photos below from the new issue of Cosmo.

We thought we had heard the last from Megan Fox when her acting career fizzled out a couple of years ago, and she started shitting out kids for that rapping Jew from 90210. However, like a case of antibiotic resistant gonorrhea Megan Fox has proven difficult to expunge from the loins of pop culture.

For despite being a vapid whore with absolutely no acting talent Megan Fox is again starring in a soon to be hit summer blockbuster (“Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”), and appearing on the cover of Cosmo magazine. Which just goes to show you that in heathen Hollywood your career is never over as long as you have a good plastic surgeon, and are sucking producer Michael Bay’s c*ck.


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As you can see in the photos below, Megan Fox’s body still looks tight while in yoga pants even after having recently squirted out two kids.

This is surprising considering Megan Fox is an infidel and most heathen women use child birth as an excuse to become bloated monstrosities who drive their fat asses and hideous children around in oversized SUVs.

Of course nearly all Muslim women have tighter bodies just days after giving birth. Maybe it is the fact that our women eat such good foods (often the scraps from their husbands’ plates), or the fact that they resume their field work almost immediately after giving birth (my third wife plowed nearly a hectare of land while in labor).

Regardless the reason the point is that even though Megan Fox is looking fit in these photos, by our superior Muslim standards she is still a disgusting pig.


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Megan Fox topless

Megan Fox cools off in the ocean while completely topless in the shocking photo above.

How dare Megan Fox pollute the ocean with her sinful titties like this. People worry about minor things like radiation from Japan’s Fukushima reactors, islands of garbage floating in the Pacific, or the toxic chemicals used to break down the oil from the BP Gulf disaster; yet fail to see that the real danger to our oceans’ ecosystem are dijinns from the sex organs of Hollywood sluts like Megan Fox.

With Los Angeles being right on the coast, think of all the Hollywood whores like Megan Fox who go in the ocean and soak their disgusting lady bits. Is it any wonder that fish caught in these oceans taste so fishy? Coincidence? I think not!

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“Transformers” star Megan Fox unwraps her nude body for Christmas in the photo above.

Megan Fox naked is the gift that keeps on giving. Of course by that I mean that Santa will need treatment for years after contracting gonorrhea carrying this slut down the chimney.

Like a fruit cake this worn out old whore has certainly been re-gifted one too many times, and just like that fruit cake ingesting the sight of Megan Fox naked will have you spewing out of both ends while wishing you’d just got an Amazon gift card so you could buy a younger hotter nude actress with better reviews (they have everything on that site).

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“X-Files” star Gillian Anderson has reportedly admitted to having a lesbian affair with Megan Fox while the two filmed the movie “How to Lose Friends & Alienate People”.

This is disgusting! The thought of Gillian Anderson taking Megan Fox into her trailer and grabbing the back of her head and kissing her hard, rubbing her ample tits against Megan’s is nauseating.

Of course not nearly as nauseating as Gillian licking Megan’s hard nipples with the tip of her tongue and then slowly down her stomach to her pussy, Megan’s legs spreading as Gillian licked the inside of her thigh and blew cold air over the wet part of her pussy.

However, that is nothing to the revolting image of Gillian lightly brushing Megan Fox’s swollen pussy lips with the very tips of my fingers, before pressing her mouth against Megan’s hot slit sliding her tongue along the length and up to Megan’s clit.

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Actress Megan Fox’s wet dress clings to her breasts accentuating her hard nipple in the photo above.

Megan Fox appears to have received a golden shower from director Michael Bay in exchange for yet another undeserved starring role in one of his horrible movies.

As the acidic smell of ammonia from her urine soaked dress wafts up into Megan Fox’s nostrils, she can not help but become aroused. For like all women Megan Fox desires nothing more than to be put in her proper place by being degraded and abused by a powerful man.