We have just obtained these new pictures of Amanda Bynes in Maxim magazine.

As you can see, Amanda once again puts her talents on full display in these photos. From her previous Maxim pictures we could already see that she had a bitchin rack, but in these new ones Amanda hits us with a bombshell… she also has a nice shaped butt and legs!

These pictures of Amanda Bynes are going to do wonders for her career. However, I still maintain that if she wants to make it on the A-list we are going to have to see some nipple, or at the very least some bare ass. Again I’d like to volunteer my services to take these photos of Amanda Bynes in a completely tasteful and classy manner either in my basement or chained to my bed. Whichever she is more comfortable with.

Amanda Bynes has still got it! And by “it” of course I mean mediocre looks but huge breasts.

Amanda Bynes posed for this moderately sexy photo spread in the upcoming issue of Maxim Magazine. As you can see Amanda’s tits are as talented as ever. Her face on the other hand still looks like a slightly more busted version of Miley Cyrus’ mug.

This is a good start for Amanda but if she wants to become relevant again she is going to have to show those massive chesticles. Either through leaked cell phone pics or a very tastefully done photo shoot by me in my basement.

Plain Jane model and sex icon to nerds who do not have the balls to lust after a girl they really have no shot at getting, Olivia Munn posed for this provocative photo spread in Maxim Magazine.

Personally these pictures do nothing for me. In my village outside of Kandahar, Afghanistan we had 4 or 5 girls hotter than Olivia Munn, and I regularly spied on 3 of them changing. Not only that but I paid one of their fathers a goat’s bladder full of Afghan whiskey for the right to grope his daughter. I guess some of us guys just have a way with the ladies.

To all you nerds lusting after Olivia Munn I suggest you contact the elder male of her tribe, and offer no more than 1 lamb skin for the privilege of pillaging her stink hole. Any more than that and you’re getting ripped off.

Audrina Patridge from MTV’s “The Hills” did a topless photo spread for this month’s issue of Maxim magazine. Is it just me or is Audrina’s dull vacant stare a turn on? She looks like the type of girl that could be tricked into trading sex for some magic beans.

In the magazine Audrina talks about how she keeps it real, and hates that there are so many plastic surgery rumors about her (note to self make up more plastic surgery rumors about Audrina). Just because the girl had her boobs and teeth done does not mean it is OK to speculate about a potential brain transplant right?

You may know Christina Milian as the girl who use to suck on Nick Cannon’s penis. You may know Nick Cannon as the guy who currently sucks on Mariah Carey’s penis.

Now that that is cleared up here are some pic of Christina in her underwear from the July 2009 issue of Maxim.

Olivia Wilde is going to hell! These pictures of her from the July 2009 issue of Maxim made my penis twitch. Making a man’s penis twitch is specifically forbidden in the Qur’an! Olivia Wilde now has only two choices. She can either become one of my wives or forever be considered a whore in the eyes of Allah. I shall leave it up to her.