Academy Award winning director and avid Zionist oppressor Steven Spielberg appears to have been caught masturbating in the video below. As you can see, a man who bears a striking resemblance to Steven Spielberg was caught furiously stroking himself in his cave-like dwelling.

If this is in fact the Jew Steven Spielberg, one can only imagine that he is jerking off to either the coupon insert in the Sunday newspaper, or pictures of dead Palestinian babies. Either way this is a sickening display and further proof that there can be no peace in the Middle East as long as it is infested with Zionists. Allahu Akbar!

Actress and woodland fairy Hayden Panettiere seems to be always up to some type of mischief. As you can see in the video below this time Hayden was caught rubbing her naughty place up and down while dressed as a cheerleader.

Unfortunately this is standard behavior for impish creatures like Hayden Panettiere because the Enchanted Forest has yet to hear of the glorious religion of Islam. However, when Islam finally reaches these creatures I am confident Hayden and her friends will fall in line with Sharia law, wear the burka, and stop their sinful onanist ways.

Natalie Portman was caught on video touching herself in her bedroom.

Since Natalie is part Jew this should come as no surprise. Jews are notorious onanists. If they can not keep their filthy Jew hands off other people’s land and money, they definitely can not keep them off their own disgusting genitals.

Natalie Portman is probably thinking about Israel’s illegal occupation of Palestine while fiddling her bean in the video below. I’m pretty sure I heard her moan something about the West Bank under her breathe.

Yes not only is Natalie Portman a covetous Jew, she is also a chronic masturbator. While there is no known cure for being a Jew, the whole masturbation thing can be taken care of easily with a quick circumcision of the clit.

Let us hope Natalie Portman gets her clit chopped off before she learns that the Jews caused the recession and stole trillions of dollars because if not she’ll never be able to stop finger banging her Jew hole to the thought of all that stolen Jew money. Allahu Akbar!

As you can clearly see from this candid photo, Emma Watson can not control her primal base urges as she pleasures herself during her “Intro to Women In Literature” class at Brown University.

Clearly Emma Watson is out of control. First she cut off her hair and became a carpet munching bull dyke, and now she is committing the sin of masturbation shamelessly in public.

When will you silly Western infidels learn that Emma Watson’s sexual depravity is what happens when you try to educate your females. Women like Emma Watson are sinful and weak willed. The only way to keep them in line is to put them to work performing intense mind-numbing manual labor, and never sparing the rod when you catch them being idle.

Emma Watson, like all women, is not equipped for deep thought, or thought in general for that matter. When women try to think their mind immediately wonders to sex, and they develop extremely unhealthy desires that their feeble moral constitutions have no hope of containing.

Emma Watson’s clan needs to put a stop to this whole Brown University thing. Her male relatives should fly to America, rip Emma Watson from class, and beat her with a whip made of bounded reeds. They should then bring her back to their homeland in shame, and put her to work doing something useful like plowing the fields before the rainy season. Otherwise Emma Watson may stay a degenerate masturbating lesbowhore forever.

No longer satisfied with simply wearing ridiculously revealing clothes, Rihanna has taken to masturbating on stage in front of her fans.

Great artists like Rihanna have an relentless need to express themselves. Of course her record label would never allow her to actually write any lyrics, compose music, or not have her voice heavily distorted, because, well, they want it to sound good. So tragically artists like Rihanna are forced to express themselves the only way they have left, through sex.

From Cher and Madonna to Rihanna and Lady Gaga, these great musical masters walk around with their tits and ass hanging out whenever they get the opportunity. Now Rihanna is raising the stakes by openly pleasuring herself during her show, and I say kudos for pushing the envelope.

I predict within the next decade or so we will have pop divas doing full on insertion while lip syncing to the music talented people put together for them. Who knows maybe they will shoot a few ping-pong balls from their cooch into the crowd for lucky fans to take home as souvenirs.

Check out these pictures of Rihanna pushing the artistic envelope and playing with herself on stage in Paris.