Emma Watson is fast becoming one of the prettiest men in showbiz. Just look at how handsome she is in her short skirt, seductively laid out in a masculine garage setting.
Emma Watson is obviously trying to seduce women for lesboqueer sex with this picture, and frankly I don’t see how they are going to resist as I am a pious Muslim man and this picture made me want to scissor with her. Weak willed women do not stand a chance!
Our only hope is that Emma Watson gets her fill of sinful lesbian sex before she can seduce our wives and daughters. With the amount of lesbian f*cking Emma Watson is going to be doing after this picture hits the mainstream, it is not outside the realm of possibility to hope that Emma contracts lock jaw or tears her labia. I know what I’ll be praying for today at the Mosque. Allahu Akbar!
We here at Celeb Jihad have just uncovered this rare photo of a pre-op Katy Perry.
As you can clearly see in the photo above, Katy Perry was once an awkward teen boy with a dubious fashion sense. Why and how Katy Perry was able to make himself into the convincing looking woman we know him as today is still a mystery.
Katy Perry’s male past comes on the heels of our startling revelation that Lady Gaga is a actually a man. What the Zionist controlled music industry is planning on doing with these transsexual pop stars is still anyone’s guess.
However, I urge all faithful Muslim Celeb Jihadists to stay on alert. Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, and Justin Bieber all being transsexual is too much of a coincidence to have happened by chance. A nefarious Jew plot is definitely in the works, and you better believe it will be directed against us good Allah fearing Muslims.
Well the results are in and the Celeb Jihad 2010 Sexiest Man Alive is none other than Emma Watson!
This is an amazing accomplishment for Emma Watson and she must be very proud. Just last year Emma was a pretty attractive woman, and now less than 12 months later Emma Watson is the sexiest man alive.
Let Emma Watson serve as an example for all you kids out there. Emma wasn’t happy just being an attractive female. She didn’t like what people were saying about her, and she wanted to achieve greatness. So what did she do? She changed the conversation and became a man. Now Emma Watson is on top of the world!
Congrats Emma Watson, you are one handsome fella!
It has been almost a year since Lady Gaga accidentally showed his penis on stage during one of his concerts, and still his legions of fans have refused to accept the obvious fact that Lady Gaga is a man.
However it appears as though Lady Gaga is now finally coming clean about his sex. Lady Gaga just released this picture proving once and for all that he is a (possibly Jewish) man.
This should come as no surprise to the casual observer. Lady Gaga has all the signs of a big time tranny. He is ugly, he likes to dress up in ridiculous outfits for attention, and he loves to perform. Talk about perpetuating a stereotype!
I for one congratulate Mr Gaga for finally having the courage to admit to what he really is. Of course what Lady Gaga really is, is an abomination to nature, and Allah will surely be issuing a swift and terrible punishment.
But it takes a real man to admit when they have been wrong and take their medicine, and Lady Gaga is definitely a real man.
The Brit Awards (the UK’s Grammys) were held last night in London, and the big winner was Lady Gaga. Not because she won 3 awards, but because she was able to flash her brand new vagina to the world.
Lady Gaga showing her vagina in England last night is ironic because just a few months ago Gaga showed her penis to a crowd at an English music festival. Obviously now that Lady Gaga has had that pesky wee-wee of her’s removed she is excited and ready to show off her new mangled vagina to anyone who can stomach looking at it.
To me it looks like a chewed up ham sandwich, but that is not bad at all for a post op snatch… or so I’ve heard.
Naomi Campbell is a man. Or at the very least, Naomi Campbell has some form of penis.
This is an upskirt picture of Naomi Campbell on a balcony at some club. She is not wearing any panties and there is clearly some “thing” between her legs that should not be there.
The only question now is who’s penis is bigger, Naomi Campbell’s or Lady Gaga’s. Stereotypes would have you believe Naomi’s is bigger, but from what I’ve seen Lady Gaga is packing a monster lady penis.
No word yet if either girl is a grower or a shower.
Lady Gaga clearly had something dangling between her legs at the Glastonbury festival in England. I may be wrong but it sure as hell looks like it was a penis to me.
This shouldn’t come as a big surprise to anyone. Lady Gaga is definitely ugly enough to be a tranny, and from the lyrics in her songs she is definitely slutty enough to be one as well.
Here is the video evidence for you to judge for yourself. Listen to what “it” mumbles when “it” gets off the bike. The penis makes its appearance at the 1:12 – 1:14 mark.
