ABC’s “Modern Family” star Sofia Vergara is one sexy maid. We first caught Sofia embracing her Mexican roots, when she was photographed arranging the pool chairs in a bikini at a Ramada Inn in El Paso a week ago. Now the picture above of Sofia Vergara in her official maid outfit has been leaked to the web.
No doubt Sofia Vergara will soon quit showbiz to concentrate full time on her new exciting life in hotel services. From cleaning up hooker blood to blowing visiting French dignitaries for pocket change, the life of a hotel maid is many times more rewarding and glamorous than one spent working for the Zionists in heathen Hollywood.
I have no doubt that Sofia Vergara will finally find contentment fulfilling her destiny as a sexy maid. Allah be praised for setting this once wayward slut on the right path.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is set to announce that when his divorce from wife Maria Shriver is final, he will marry his former maid and long time mistress Mildred Baena.
We have received an advanced copy of the press release Arnold Schwarzenegger will be releasing to announce his pending engagement, and have posted it below.
First, I would again like to apologize to my children and my family for any embarrassment I may have caused them.
The decision to terminate my marriage was not easy, but I have reached a point in my life were I can no longer deny what my heart wants, and that is Mildred.
I know I will be the butt of many jokes because of Mildred’s appearance, but frankly I do not care. For me Mildred is the perfect woman. She cleans the house, makes delicious guacamole, doesn’t care if I sleep around, and gives the best blowjobs I’ve had in my life.
What do I want with one of those model gold-digging fame whores that I have to take clubbing and worry about giving me herpes? I am 64 years old for Christs sake! I want my toilets clean, my stomach full, and my balls empty. Mildred provides all that, and unlike my first wife knows when to keep her dumb yapper shut.
So all you girlie men out there keep hating, but remember… I’ll be back!
Arnold Schwarzenegger is in the news for dumping his old useless wife for being past her child bearing and plowing years. Of course the Zionist controlled mainstream media is trying to make Arnold out to be the bad guy, like it is his fault that his wife is no longer sexually attractive.
These Zionists are focusing on the Schwarzenegger maid, who Arnold reportedly fathered a love child with (which is his right as the head of the household). We here at Celeb Jihad were able to track down this maid, one Lupe Ortiz, in the parking lot of a Home Depot, and got the exclusive interview below (and a handjob).
We are here with the Schwarzenegger maid Lupe Ortiz. First I’d just like to say thank you for doing this interview Lupe.
Si
Now you were the Schwarzenegger maid for many years, and throughout that time you were engaged in a sexual relationship with Arnold is that correct?
Si
Fascinating! What was Arnold like as a lover? I imagine as an infidel he had a tiny manhood and could not please a woman am I right?
Si
Wow juicy stuff! According to media reports you gave birth to Arnold Schwarzenegger’s love child nearly 10 years ago. Is this true?
Si
And where is the child now?
Si
Oh Lupe you don’t hold anything back do you!
Si
Hot damn you are on a roll. Now lets get down to some of the tougher questions. What were you saying earlier about a $15 handjob?
Si
*Interview stopped for surprisingly pleasant handjob
