Olivia Wilde is back to sticking her tight ass up in the air, but this time it isn’t for Hollywood casting directors but rather for the good folks at Elle Magazine.

Olivia Wilde, who is best known as the hot chick on the hit Fox TV show “House”, continues her quest to steal the souls of men with her eyes and firm bottom. She is just about sexy enough for any man to be able to resist renouncing a loving God and accepting her as their lord and master. By Allah’s beard I personally have questioned my Jihad against all celebrities after seeing Olivia’s taut frame.

Olivia Wilde is a seductresses of the highest order. Thankfully I have the Qur’an and its level 5000 defense to ward her off with. If you do not have a similar defense I highly recommend skipping these pics of Olivia below less you become a minion of Satan or even worse a Jew!

The enchantress she-devil known as Olivia Wilde was at it again trying to steal the souls of men with her hypnotic blue eyes and relentless sex appeal. This time Olivia took to the pages of the Italian version of GQ magazine.

This latest move by the demon child is a curious one. You would think Olivia Wilde, being an expert of the black arts, would have known that Italians do not have souls. As hairy, greasy, fist pumping subhumans, Allah in his infinite wisdom decided not to waste good souls on them. He instead filled them with a never ending lust for house music and tanning spray to occupy their mortal lives.

Olivia Wilde may be a crafty she-beast from the underworld hell bent on world domination through sexiness, but that does not mean she is infallible. Here are the pics of her futile attempt at capturing the souls of the Italians.

Mila Kunis was one of the stars of “That 70′s Show” and umm… that’s about it. Oh but she is banging that kid from “Home Alone”, Macaulay Culkin, so she’s got that going for her.

Anyway apparently she did a photo shoot for GQ Magazine and here are the outtakes. Outtakes are pictures that the magazine has not had a chance to Photoshop large breasts on and airbrush every blemish and imperfection so the model looks like some sort of porcelain doll. So try not to puke all over your computer looking at these flawed pictures of Mila.

Even though she has not been Photoshoped to perfection yet I have to say Mila Kunis is an attractive girl. Of course I am middle eastern so I really dig that dark look. My only complaint would be that she needs more hair on her body and face. It makes a woman look more distinguished.

Victoria’s Secret model and Orlando Bloom’s bang toy Miranda Kerr posed naked for the upcoming issue of GQ magazine.

What the hell did Orlando Bloom ever do to deserve to plow Miranda Kerr every night. Sure those elf and pirate movies he was in were pretty good, but it is not like he is a Jihadist who writes for a mildly popular celebrity gossip site or anything. Besides with that baby face I sincerely doubt Orlando can grow a proper beard.

Miranda Kerr needs to be with someone more fanatical and exponentially more hairy like myself. She could run her finger’s through my back hair and make me purr like a wild cat! Then we could go at it for like 15 minutes before I leave her covered in my sweat and unsatisfied. So if anyone out there knows Miranda Kerr pass it along that I am interested… but don’t make me sound desperate!

Here are the naked pictures of Miranda Kerr in GQ magazine.

We have just obtained these new pictures of Amanda Bynes in Maxim magazine.

As you can see, Amanda once again puts her talents on full display in these photos. From her previous Maxim pictures we could already see that she had a bitchin rack, but in these new ones Amanda hits us with a bombshell… she also has a nice shaped butt and legs!

These pictures of Amanda Bynes are going to do wonders for her career. However, I still maintain that if she wants to make it on the A-list we are going to have to see some nipple, or at the very least some bare ass. Again I’d like to volunteer my services to take these photos of Amanda Bynes in a completely tasteful and classy manner either in my basement or chained to my bed. Whichever she is more comfortable with.

Amanda Bynes has still got it! And by “it” of course I mean mediocre looks but huge breasts.

Amanda Bynes posed for this moderately sexy photo spread in the upcoming issue of Maxim Magazine. As you can see Amanda’s tits are as talented as ever. Her face on the other hand still looks like a slightly more busted version of Miley Cyrus’ mug.

This is a good start for Amanda but if she wants to become relevant again she is going to have to show those massive chesticles. Either through leaked cell phone pics or a very tastefully done photo shoot by me in my basement.

Pop star and ex punching bag Rihanna expresses herself as a woman the only way a woman can by posing almost nude for pictures in a magazine. In this case that magazine is the upcoming issue of GQ.

It takes a lot to impress me after I’ve already seen the subject naked, so since Rihanna’s naked pics were leaked her photos were just not catching my attention until now. The first pic espcially is quite good. Very classy and artsy use of a crotch grab with tits almost fully exposed.

Here are the pics of Rihanna in GQ. The only thing missing is some doggy style butt stuff… maybe next time.