Actress Emma Watson has just received the tremendous honor of landing the cover of the new issue of “Vagina Magazine”.

As you can see in the photo above Emma Watson couldn’t be happier being naked on the cover, kicking her legs up in celebration of her triumph while runner-up Dan Aykroyd looks on dejected.

Being naked on the cover of Vag Mag could be the kick-start Emma Watson’s career needed since it has slowed considerably after the Harry Potter franchise ended. Who knows with publicity like this Emma Watson may soon once again find herself staring in some of Hollywood’s biggest snuff films.

Minka Kelly has all the attributes of a great Hollywood actress, and by that I mean she is good looking and willing to prostitute her body.

Minka Kelly shows why she is an up and coming Hollywood star in the new issue of GQ magazine, by looking hot and taking pictures in her underwear. Minka is definitely a considerable talent, but it is a sin for a woman to whore her self out to the Zionist controlled Hollywood machine.

Hopefully Minka Kelly will see the light and realize that prostituting her tight body for money is wrong, and instead convert to Islam and join a powerful Sheik’s harem. Allahu Akbar!

Christina Hendricks and her over-sized mammaries are on the cover of Overanalyzing Magazine.

I must admit Overanalyzing Magazine has an impressive list of articles tackling all the important issues of the modern woman. If I allowed my wives to read, I would definitely have them study this magazine.

Women are like sheep they must be lead to the green grass, then sheared, and finally slaughtered. Overanalyzing Magazine looks like very green grass to me.

Well, well, well, look at Jessica Alba still slutting it up. The once famously prude actress has resorted to selling her body for attention. This time it is to GQ Magazine for their November 2010 issue.

At one time you couldn’t get Jessica Alba out of a turtle neck. However, now that her fame has dwindle she can not stop showing off her body. First Jessica did these staged upskirt pics, and then she finally posed naked in a movie.

As Jessica Alba gets more and more desperate to regain her lost fame, I expect to see more and more of her vag. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if a Jessica Alba sex tape were to appear some time in the very near future.

Until then enjoy these pictures of Jessica Alba in GQ magazine.

Minka Kelly was just named “Sexiest Woman Alive” by the Zionist controlled Esquire Magazine.

Boy do the Western infidels have a messed up aesthetic. Sure Minka Kelly has an angelic face, full supple bosom, and tight round behind, but she is missing the most important feature for a woman to have… virtue.

Just look at these pictures of Minka Kelly in various states of undress. She is obviously a c*ck hungry whore who has been pumped so full of man juice that it is coming out of her doey eyes. Not to mention Minka lacks any noticeable facial hair, a major turnoff in civilized countries like Yemen and Syria.

Yes Minka Kelly may be the sexiest infidel woman alive, but she is certainly not the sexiest woman alive for she lacks morality and distinguished looking facial hair. Allahu Akbar!

Just days after we here at Celeb Jihad strongly suggested that Katy Perry show her breasts if she wants to save her dwindling career, Katy posed topless for the cover of Esquire Magazine.

Are we surprised that Katy Perry took our advice? No, as the only celebrity news website that I am aware of anything we publish is going to be read by every celebrity because they are insecure and completely image obsessed.

Katy Perry knows that we here at Celeb Jihad have a hand firmly on the pulse of pop culture, and when we say she better show her tits she damn well does it.

While we appreciate the effort by Katy Perry, we can’t help but feel disappointed that she did not go all the way and show nipple. Katy has to realize that fame is a fickle mistress and you can not expect to keep her attention with half measures.

Katy Perry must now show just her nipples so the picture above can be complete. I suggest some sort of t-shirt with nipple holes cut in it. I am sure Katy can borrow one from Lady Gaga if she needs to.

Marisa Miller and her band of merry whores all appeared in the UK version of GQ magazine topless.

It is all part of GQ’s tribute to gratuitous almost nudity in magazines. The good people at GQ are such innovators in this field that they didn’t even bother conducting any BS interviews with the models in which they talk about how a sense of humor is the most important thing in a man. Nope just a full page of almost partial female nudity with a small bio in the upper corner, and a copy of their signature so after guys get finished beating off to them they can forge checks in their names. It doesn’t get much hotter than that.

Without further ado here is Marisa Miller & friends topless in GQ magazine.

Olivia Wilde is back to sticking her tight ass up in the air, but this time it isn’t for Hollywood casting directors but rather for the good folks at Elle Magazine.

Olivia Wilde, who is best known as the hot chick on the hit Fox TV show “House”, continues her quest to steal the souls of men with her eyes and firm bottom. She is just about sexy enough for any man to be able to resist renouncing a loving God and accepting her as their lord and master. By Allah’s beard I personally have questioned my Jihad against all celebrities after seeing Olivia’s taut frame.

Olivia Wilde is a seductresses of the highest order. Thankfully I have the Qur’an and its level 5000 defense to ward her off with. If you do not have a similar defense I highly recommend skipping these pics of Olivia below less you become a minion of Satan or even worse a Jew!

The enchantress she-devil known as Olivia Wilde was at it again trying to steal the souls of men with her hypnotic blue eyes and relentless sex appeal. This time Olivia took to the pages of the Italian version of GQ magazine.

This latest move by the demon child is a curious one. You would think Olivia Wilde, being an expert of the black arts, would have known that Italians do not have souls. As hairy, greasy, fist pumping subhumans, Allah in his infinite wisdom decided not to waste good souls on them. He instead filled them with a never ending lust for house music and tanning spray to occupy their mortal lives.

Olivia Wilde may be a crafty she-beast from the underworld hell bent on world domination through sexiness, but that does not mean she is infallible. Here are the pics of her futile attempt at capturing the souls of the Italians.

Mila Kunis was one of the stars of “That 70′s Show” and umm… that’s about it. Oh but she is banging that kid from “Home Alone”, Macaulay Culkin, so she’s got that going for her.

Anyway apparently she did a photo shoot for GQ Magazine and here are the outtakes. Outtakes are pictures that the magazine has not had a chance to Photoshop large breasts on and airbrush every blemish and imperfection so the model looks like some sort of porcelain doll. So try not to puke all over your computer looking at these flawed pictures of Mila.

Even though she has not been Photoshoped to perfection yet I have to say Mila Kunis is an attractive girl. Of course I am middle eastern so I really dig that dark look. My only complaint would be that she needs more hair on her body and face. It makes a woman look more distinguished.