Actress Emma Watson has just received the tremendous honor of landing the cover of the new issue of “Vagina Magazine”.

As you can see in the photo above Emma Watson couldn’t be happier being naked on the cover, kicking her legs up in celebration of her triumph while runner-up Dan Aykroyd looks on dejected.

Being naked on the cover of Vag Mag could be the kick-start Emma Watson’s career needed since it has slowed considerably after the Harry Potter franchise ended. Who knows with publicity like this Emma Watson may soon once again find herself staring in some of Hollywood’s biggest snuff films.

Minka Kelly has all the attributes of a great Hollywood actress, and by that I mean she is good looking and willing to prostitute her body.

Minka Kelly shows why she is an up and coming Hollywood star in the new issue of GQ magazine, by looking hot and taking pictures in her underwear. Minka is definitely a considerable talent, but it is a sin for a woman to whore her self out to the Zionist controlled Hollywood machine.

Hopefully Minka Kelly will see the light and realize that prostituting her tight body for money is wrong, and instead convert to Islam and join a powerful Sheik’s harem. Allahu Akbar!

Christina Hendricks and her over-sized mammaries are on the cover of Overanalyzing Magazine.

I must admit Overanalyzing Magazine has an impressive list of articles tackling all the important issues of the modern woman. If I allowed my wives to read, I would definitely have them study this magazine.

Women are like sheep they must be lead to the green grass, then sheared, and finally slaughtered. Overanalyzing Magazine looks like very green grass to me.

Well, well, well, look at Jessica Alba still slutting it up. The once famously prude actress has resorted to selling her body for attention. This time it is to GQ Magazine for their November 2010 issue.

At one time you couldn’t get Jessica Alba out of a turtle neck. However, now that her fame has dwindle she can not stop showing off her body. First Jessica did these staged upskirt pics, and then she finally posed naked in a movie.

As Jessica Alba gets more and more desperate to regain her lost fame, I expect to see more and more of her vag. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if a Jessica Alba sex tape were to appear some time in the very near future.

Until then enjoy these pictures of Jessica Alba in GQ magazine.

Minka Kelly was just named “Sexiest Woman Alive” by the Zionist controlled Esquire Magazine.

Boy do the Western infidels have a messed up aesthetic. Sure Minka Kelly has an angelic face, full supple bosom, and tight round behind, but she is missing the most important feature for a woman to have… virtue.

Just look at these pictures of Minka Kelly in various states of undress. She is obviously a c*ck hungry whore who has been pumped so full of man juice that it is coming out of her doey eyes. Not to mention Minka lacks any noticeable facial hair, a major turnoff in civilized countries like Yemen and Syria.

Yes Minka Kelly may be the sexiest infidel woman alive, but she is certainly not the sexiest woman alive for she lacks morality and distinguished looking facial hair. Allahu Akbar!

Just days after we here at Celeb Jihad strongly suggested that Katy Perry show her breasts if she wants to save her dwindling career, Katy posed topless for the cover of Esquire Magazine.

Are we surprised that Katy Perry took our advice? No, as the only celebrity news website that I am aware of anything we publish is going to be read by every celebrity because they are insecure and completely image obsessed.

Katy Perry knows that we here at Celeb Jihad have a hand firmly on the pulse of pop culture, and when we say she better show her tits she damn well does it.

While we appreciate the effort by Katy Perry, we can’t help but feel disappointed that she did not go all the way and show nipple. Katy has to realize that fame is a fickle mistress and you can not expect to keep her attention with half measures.

Katy Perry must now show just her nipples so the picture above can be complete. I suggest some sort of t-shirt with nipple holes cut in it. I am sure Katy can borrow one from Lady Gaga if she needs to.

Marisa Miller and her band of merry whores all appeared in the UK version of GQ magazine topless.

It is all part of GQ’s tribute to gratuitous almost nudity in magazines. The good people at GQ are such innovators in this field that they didn’t even bother conducting any BS interviews with the models in which they talk about how a sense of humor is the most important thing in a man. Nope just a full page of almost partial female nudity with a small bio in the upper corner, and a copy of their signature so after guys get finished beating off to them they can forge checks in their names. It doesn’t get much hotter than that.

Without further ado here is Marisa Miller & friends topless in GQ magazine.