Former pop star and current grotesque old whore Madonna recently had the below topless pictures leaked to the Internet and they are nasty.
Looking at these topless Madonna pics is like coming down with a bad case of diarrhea in your eyes. Madonna’s body is nothing short of a war crime, and she should be prosecuted under international law for ever revealing it.
Honesty there is really no words to describe how bad Madonna looks in these pics. They should serve as a warning for all infidel women though. If you behave like Madonna and defy the will of Allah by prostituting your body and converting to Judaism, your punishment will be swift, just, and frighteningly terrible.
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Proving the old Arab saying that “the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree… and Madonna and her daughter are sluts“, Madonna’s 15-year-old daughter Lourdes appeared in public wearing nothing but a skimpy bikini, brazenly flaunting her busty teen boobs.
This picture of Lourdes in a bikini comes right on the heels of the picture of Kim Kardashian’s 15-year-old half sister Kendall prostituting herself in a slutty cheerleader outfit. I am beginning to wonder if Western society has degraded to the point in which all 15-year-old girls are already tremendous whores.
One thing is for certain, we must find out for sure. That is why I am personally going to show up at a local high school (restraining order be damned) and I will proposition every 15-year-old girl I see. If they accept then we will know that 15-year-olds are without hope, and if they decline my advances (doubtful) then Lourdes and Kendall are isolated cases that must be dealt with before they infect others in their age group.
May Allah be with me and give me strength as I try to seduce my way to the truth. Allahu Akbar!
She is named after the mother of God, but to the 75 workers at this sweatshop in Botswana, the “Material Girl” is anything but. Here at this dingy factory 25 miles south of Orapa, pop-icon Madonna forces men, women and children to work in deplorable conditions for little or no pay.
In a scene that is familiar across the globe, the workers were lured to the factory with the promise of fair wages. However, when pay day arrived, the workers were told that they were being charged for food, shelter, and Madonna albums they thought were a gift. Since the fees incurred far surpassed their wages, the workers were told they would have to stay and work off their debt.
“When I arrived at the camp, I was given a copy of Madonna’s album, Hard Candy,” said Ian Lekoa, a former employee who escaped from the camp last month. “At the end of the month, they told me I owed $35 dollars for the album. I could not pay, so they beat me and made me work.”
Added Lekoa, “It was a horrible album.”
Madonna, who is said to personally oversee the camp via web cam, has also made several visits. She reportedly enjoys flogging workers who can not name her most recent albums.
“She ask me my favorite album, and I says to her, I say I love the Like a Virgin,” said Ashleigh, a young woman who worked at the camp until gangrene took her hands. “Then she say to name her a recent album, and when I couldn’t, she beat me with reeds until me passed out.”
Madonna is currently working on her new album, “Like a Virgin II: The Search for Curly’s Gold,” and was not available for comment.
What if instead of being the immoral, soul sucking, blasphemers that they are, celebrities became their names? Of course it would never happen because celebrities despise a humble pious life dedicated to the glory of Allah. Instead they wish to mock Allah and portray themselves as Gods.
However, thanks to the witchcraft of Photoshop we can envision a world were celebrities are not lauded as superiors, but rather humbled as productive members of society. Here is what it would look like if celebrities became their names.
Al Gore
Carrie Fisher
Dane Cook
David Letterman
Gary Coleman
George Foreman
Heath Ledger
Jude Law
Keira Knightley
Kelsey Grammer
Kevin Bacon
Kevin Spacey
Lance Armstrong
Larry King
Madonna
Minnie Driver
Natalie Portman
Nick Cage
Orlando Bloom
Penelope Cruz
Sigourney Weaver
Tom Cruise
Tori Spelling
Wesley Snipes
Will Smith
Winona Ryder
Madonna (Left) | Vaginal Pessary (Right)
Madonna has reportedly inked a seven-figure endorsement deal with Hiltex, Inc., the world’s largest supplier of vaginal pessaries. A pessary is a small plastic or silicone medical device which is used for vaginal support and to offer a solution to incontinence and/or prolapse in older women.
“Madonna doesn’t want to slow down just because she’s over 50,” said Hiltex spokesperson Janet Lamar. “And nothing will slow you down faster than your well-worn uterus falling out on stage. That’s why Madonna only uses Hiltex brand vaginal pessaries, the pessary designed specifically for today’s older modern woman on the go.”
Madonna eating the leg of an adopted African child.
Madonna has put a lot of things in her mouth, but NYC Pizza isn’t one of them.
Apparently the pop star who is best known for acting like a whore and ruining the song American Pie has never gotten the urge to try New York’s signature dish, even though she’s lived in the damn city for over 30 years (although something tells us she’s had more than her share of NYC hot dogs…ZING!!!).
But David Letterman decided enough was enough, and took her next door for a slice. When Letterman asked what she liked on her pie, Madonna said, “That’s a very personal question.”
Get it! The old whore made a joke about her vagina! HAHHAHAHAH! Hilarious, Madonna! Still got it!
Madonna’s brother is a catty little bitch. Normally we don’t care for that, but since he’s directing his insults toward his sister, we’re thrilled.
Christopher Ciccone, who hasn’t spoken to his sister since he wrote a tell-all book about her last year, said that Madonna’s outfit at the MTV Music Video Awards looked like “Rachel Zoe gone horribly wrong!” We have no idea what that means, but we’re sure it’s snarky!
He went on to mock his sister’s new man whore, saying “It’s painfully apparent that Jesus may be able to turn water into wine, but your basic blow-dryer eludes him.”
The fact that I haven’t used a blow-dryer in 15 years isn’t going to stop me from laughing at that. HAHA! YOU GOT SERVED, MADONNA!
