In her relentless pursuit to look like she gives great head Megan Fox had plastic surgery on her lips over New Years weekend.

As you can see in the picture above Megan is trying to hide the fact that her lips are so swollen they look like Daffy Duck. What Megan fails to realize is that if she keeps messing around with her face she is going to end up looking like trash, also known as Lindsay Lohan.

If Megan Fox wants to get plastic surgery on something she should get it on her messed up toe thumbs. They make her look like her previous profession was as a clumsy carpenter. Or better yet Megan can get some plastic surgery on her acting ability, because frankly it is hideous.

Lindsay Lohan’s gigantic duck lips look great. Normally I have to punch a girl repeatedly in the mouth to achieve such an aesthetically pleasing look. It is great that Lindsay found a doctor to do it for her because my hand is starting to hurt.

For someone who is supposed to be all about munching carpet she is certainly going out of her way to get some DSLs (dick sucking lips). Perhaps this is Lindsay’s way of saying she is ready to get back on the pole. Or she is just hoping people will throw bits of bread at her in the park.