Rihanna continues to show why she is the premiere artist of our generation. This time Rihanna expressed her artistic talents by flashing her vagina lips AKA labia, hanging curtains, or roast beef.

All brilliant artists come up with new and exciting ways of expressing who they are, and Rihanna is no different. Nip slips and ass cracks are so your parent’s generation. Rihanna is pushing the envelope by brilliantly flashing her vaginal lips.

If this current trend of progressively more provocative “accidents” continues I would not be surprised to see a music “artist” get accidentally penetrated on stage.

Think about it Rihanna you could go down in music history if, while dancing around in your unitard, you slip and land on some sort of stage prop dildo. Now that is what I call artistic expression!

In her relentless pursuit to look like she gives great head Megan Fox had plastic surgery on her lips over New Years weekend.

As you can see in the picture above Megan is trying to hide the fact that her lips are so swollen they look like Daffy Duck. What Megan fails to realize is that if she keeps messing around with her face she is going to end up looking like trash, also known as Lindsay Lohan.

If Megan Fox wants to get plastic surgery on something she should get it on her messed up toe thumbs. They make her look like her previous profession was as a clumsy carpenter. Or better yet Megan can get some plastic surgery on her acting ability, because frankly it is hideous.

Lindsay Lohan’s gigantic duck lips look great. Normally I have to punch a girl repeatedly in the mouth to achieve such an aesthetically pleasing look. It is great that Lindsay found a doctor to do it for her because my hand is starting to hurt.

For someone who is supposed to be all about munching carpet she is certainly going out of her way to get some DSLs (dick sucking lips). Perhaps this is Lindsay’s way of saying she is ready to get back on the pole. Or she is just hoping people will throw bits of bread at her in the park.