Noah Cyrus the 9-year-old younger sister of Disney star Miley Cyrus and her best friend Emily Grace have announced the launch of their new clothing line.

The clothing line will be called “Ooh! La, La Couture” and feature various short fluffy skirts and fishnet stockings for girls ages 5-12.

Wow this clothing line is going to be awesome! I think I speak for all the other leering pedophiles out there when I say it wouldn’t kill young girls these days to try to sex up there outfits a little more. I mean come on, a guy can only get so turned on looking at Dora the Explorer and Hello Kitty prints.

Kudos to you Noah and to the whole Cyrus family for finally providing a clothing outlet for young girls to express their sexual side.

Here is a video of Noah Cyrus and her friend Emily Grace discussing their upcoming clothing line with big sister Miley.

Alessandra Ambrosio and Miranda Kerr posed in their Valentine’s Day lingerie for these pictures in Victoria’s Secret’s new catalog.

As many of you unlucky in love girls are probably well aware Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, and frankly I don’t want to hear any of your whining about how you can’t find a “good man”. You need to stop blaming men for your issues and look at yourself first. If you looked and dressed exactly like Alessandra Ambrosio or Miranda Kerr you’d have a line of “good men” at your front door.

I know it seems obvious now but you’d be amazed at how many women out there don’t look like super models. It is like hello girlfriend what are you thinking!

Anyway here are the pics of Alessandra Ambrosio and Miranda Kerr in their Valentine’s Day lingerie. Let this be the model for you girls on how you should look, and know that anything less will make you a failure who will probably die alone.

Victoria Secret just held their annual lingerie fashion show, and once again Celeb Jihad was not invited to attend. If you are half as outraged at this snub as I was then I will need to pause for a moment to let you collect yourself…..

When are those Zionist pigs at Victoria Secret going to recognize that Celeb Jihad is the Internet’s #1 celebrity gossip site run by Islamic extremists? It can hardly be considered an “event” if we are not there to cover it!

As a showing of goodwill I have decided to post pictures from the show. But hear me Victoria Secret, if I am not invited to the next showing and given an exclusive backstage pass to the model changing area were I will be allowed to inspect how the bras and panties fit, apply baby oil, and tweak nipples, then there will be hell to pay!

Leighton Meester is the star of the CW show “Gossip Girl”, but if you are like me then you probably know her as the girl who was supposed to have a sex tape leak like 4 months ago.

What the hell has happened to this country, that all of a sudden celebrities can get their sex tapes blocked from the public? You know what country didn’t have any celebrity sex tapes? Nazi Germany! Think about that!

I thought this was the “land of the free”, but it seems the only freedom “the man” is interested in protecting are celebrity’s freedom to film a sex tape, and not our God (Allah) given right to pleasure ourselves to said sex tape furiously in the dark.

Anyway here are some pics of the oppressor Leighton Meester showing her bra in Rolling Stone magazine. I’d rather watch her getting railed, but I guess this will have to do for now.

Olivia Wilde, the actress who plays “13″ on the Fox TV show “House”, puts on a show in sexy goth lingerie.

Just kidding! She looks like Satan’s whore, and as a man who has committed himself to Allah I can not allow myself to be aroused by these pictures. I don’t care if her nipple is hard and you can basically see Olivia’s whole breast through her top in the second picture of this set. The only nipples I’m interested in are Allah’s, and his are magnificent!

I would like to issue a fatwa against Victoria Secret and Adriana Lima! It is bad enough they try to corrupt me by sending me their catalogs full of half naked temptresses. But now I have to see pictures of their sexy fashion shows too!

I am signaling out Adriana Lima because of all the jezebels Victoria Secret throws at me she is the most desirable. Adriana has beautiful eyes and would look absolutely stunning showing them off in a full burqa. Instead she parades around in lingerie with her bottom hanging out. For shame!

Kelly Brook did a photo shoot in her lingerie to promote the release of her new perfume “Vivacious”. I hope it is a powerful fragrance so it can mask the strong stench of man juice that probably radiates from this girl.