We here at Celeb Jihad had such high hopes for Lindsay Lohan once we learned that she converted to Islam, but unfortunately her salvation was short lived as she has now become a reborn Christian.

As you can see in the picture above, Linday Lohan celebrates her relapse into heathenism by showing her bare breast while wearing a large lower case “t” (which is the sign of the Jew God Jesus).

If it was ever in doubt that Christianity is a corrupt and amoral religion that turns women into filthy drug-addicted whores, then this picture of the reborn Lindsay Lohan should put those to rest.

Thanks to Lindsay Lohan flashing her tit, Islam has once again been proven to be the one true religion! Allahu Akbar!

Reformed coke fiend, slut, and actress Lindsay Lohan is working hard to turn her life around. She is off to a good start by converting to Islam, now Lindsay just has to finish off her court ordered community service and she will be completely cured.

As you can see in the photos below, the new Muslim Lindsay Lohan is so committed to helping the homeless that she shows her tits in a see through shirt while performing community service at a homeless shelter. One can only imagine how many homeless people lives Lindsay Lohan has saved by displaying her luscious boobies like this.

These pictures of Lindsay Lohan showing her breasts to the homeless proves once and for all that Islam truly is a force for good in this world, and all those that disagree will soon die a slow painful death. Allahu Akbar!

By Muhammad’s beard this is shocking news! Noted drug addicted, lesboqueer, and bitch Lindsay Lohan has seen the light and converted to Islam!

As you can see in the photo above Lindsay Lohan’s “road to Damascus” moment came while out clubbing in Hollywood last night. Lindsay was overcome by the power of Allah and dropped to her knees and started praying to him right on the sidewalk. By the smile on her face you can tell she now understands the joy of accepting Allah as her lord and master, and will be reforming her former degenerate heathen ways.

Lindsay Lohan joins fellow celebrities Miley Cyrus and Sarah Shahi as the only devout Muslims in Zionist controlled Hollywood. Let us hope she shows the same level of commitment to Allah that they have shown. Allahu Akbar!

As part of the car manufacturer GM’s efforts to re-brand themselves as “America’s car company”, they invited Lindsay Lohan to their latest car show.

GM partnering with Lindsay Lohan should come as no surprise, because what is more American than a big fake titty skinny coke whore with entitlement issues?

Lindsay Lohan for her part did not let GM down (as you can see in the picture above) by looking particularly coked up while flashing her big fake breast and even dropping a nipple. Yes GM with the help of Lindsay Lohan are well on their way back to the top of the American car market.

After months of being confined in orange jumpsuits, hospital gowns, and bras Lindsay Lohan’s tits were finally set free in the picture above.

It appears as though Lindsay Lohan’s tits have been rehabilitated and are ready to be productive members of society (especially the right one), but time will tell if Lindsay’s tits have really changed their ways.

Getting sucked on by diesel dykes like Samantha Ronson, and getting coke sniffed off of your nipples is no way for tits to go through life. Hopefully Lindsay Lohan’s tits will use their new found freedom for good by volunteering at a children’s hospital or serving as a Sheik’s plaything.

Perhaps there was an ordinance change that no longer forces the American court system to require its attendees to dress like hookers. That is probably the only explanation for Lindsay’s fashion 180 from rap video eye candy to whatever the hell she’s wearing on the left. Stewardess casual?

The outfit change makes sense though, as both the prosecuting attorney and the judge did not seem at all interested in Lindsay’s complimentary lap dances, but strangely enough, the stenographer was all over it, even though I was POSITIVE he was gay.

As a dutiful Muslim, I must say that I find both “looks” to be in gross contrast to Allah’s will, but I am still a man, and cannot get over a woman in pants. YOWSER! If she could just make the effort to wrap her face up, she would really be rockin’ the whole package.

Lindsay Lohan is a stereotypical Christian. Is she a bisexual, drug addict, criminal, and stripper. Just the sort that is attracted to the teachings of the Jew God Christ.

Muslims who find themselves questioning Islam should take heed of the gif of Lindsay Lohan working as a stripper below. Sure Lindsay Lohan may only be “acting” as a stripper in a snuff film or wherever this is from, but it is still immoral and it is what happens when you turn away from Islam.

Of course Christians probably think it is great because they accept all people (*gag). I bet Jesus would get a hard-on for Lindsay Lohan after watching this gif and try to date her. We know he had a thing for whores (ahm Mary). Muhammad on the other hand was a pillar of virtue, and would have banged Lindsay but then never spoken to her again like a proper man should.

Anyway enjoy this gif of Lindsay Lohan’s ass in a thong for it illustrates the indecency of the Christian faith. Allahu Akbar!