Ellen Degeneres sexually frustrates Taylor Swift by telling her she is only going to penetrate her with one finger instead of her whole fist.
While it is certain that Ellen has much practice fingering lady holes, she may have bitten off more than she can chew by thinking she can satisfy a gaping baby box like Taylor Swift’s with just one finger.
In fact one would imagine that Ellen would have to stick their whole leg into Taylor Swift before she’d feel filled up. Of course one average sized Muslim man could provide the same effect with his loins, but good luck to Taylor trying to seduce us into bed.
Selena Gomez was caught dyking out with her girlfriend Ashley Benson in what appears to be a lesbian bathhouse in the photo above.
The thought of these lesboqueers sensually stroking and licking each others’ supple young bodies makes my blood boil with desire… for Jihad.
Selena Gomez and Ashley Benson’s homosexual love is an abomination, and an affront to Islam. Us good pious Muslims will not be able to get a moment’s rest as long as we know that somewhere Selena and Ashley could be engaged in passionate wet tit jiggling lesbosex.
After seeing the disgusting photo above of Selena Gomez and Ashley Benson fondling each other, we can now confirm that they now are in fact lesbian lovers.
We first reported that Selena was lusting after Ashley’s smelly vagina when we published this story showing Selena ogling Ashley’s breasts.
Now it appears as though Selena Gomez has successfully wooed Ashley Benson by showing Ashley her extensive double-sided dildo collection and over-sized tongue. May these two filthy lesboqueers burn in the eternal hellfire soon for this most unnatural love.
It was reported yesterday that Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber’s relationship has been on the rocks and is now all but over.
Then Selena was photographed having lunch with her former flame Taylor Swift at a romantic bistro in LA.
As you can see in the photo above, Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift have rekindled their shameful lesboqueer love affair. Clearly from the look on their faces these horny dykes are going to head home and munch on each other’s lady flaps for dessert while sticking their thumbs up their butts.
As you can see in the photo above, actresses Kristen Stewart and Emma Watson were caught scissoring their sinful vaginas.
Scissoring or “tribadism” is a lesboqueer sex act in which 2 women rub their smelly vulvas against one another while reciting satanic verses and swearing allegiance to the Zionists.
Emma Watson and Kristen Stewart have offended us Muslims greatly with this lesbo sex pic. Just the thought of these 2 young women getting off while exploring each others tight nubile bodies turns the humus in by stomach, and will almost certainly haunt my dreams for many nights.
Katy Perry and Rihanna had passionate lesboqueer sex after the 2012 Grammy awards last night.
As you can see in the photos below, Rihanna and Katy Perry could not keep their hands off each other, dyking out throughout the Grammy ceremony. These 2 horny pop stars then obviously retreated to a hotel room were they spent the night fingering, licking, and scissoring their dirty meat curtains.
No word yet on if their was any double-sided dildo ass to ass action, but knowing what we do of Rihanna and Katy Perry, the odds are definitely in its favor.