Well these pictures pretty much prove it. Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift are definitely lesbians, and they are definitely dating each other.

We told you in the past that Selena Gomez was a lesbian. We told you that Taylor Swift was a lesbian. We even told you that Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift may be dating each other. Their fans did not want to hear it. They left erratic misspelled insults and told us that neither girl could be a lesbian because they are “Christians” and “good people”.

However, now the truth has come out. Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift were photographed on a date together BOWLING! Bowling is the #1 thing lesbians like to do on dates (in public that is). Bowling is the perfect lesbian date because you get to wear ugly shoes, and stick fingers in and out of dark smelly holes.

Yes these pictures prove once and for all that Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift are in fact lesbian lovers, and I for one wish them nothing but the best. May their tongues stay strong and moist, their fingers long and agile, and their sex toys rigid and black.

Is lesbian lovers Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato’s relationship on the rocks? According to this picture Selena just twittered the answer is yes!

Selena posted this picture of her and another unknown lesbian girl passed out cold from all the vigorous lesbian sex they must have been having. This can only mean one thing, Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato have broken up, and Selena is going through her post break up “lick anything that moves” stage.

There is obviously still feelings between Selena and Demi or Selena would not have bothered tweeting this picture to make Demi jealous. Allah willing they will work it out… and make a sex tape together when they are 18.

Well it is official Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez are definitely lovers. Just look at these pics of the two of them together. The only thing that could make these pics more lesbianish is if there was some lube and a giant strap-on lying casually off to the side.

Based on my mastery of subtle body language I have been able to determine that Demi is the “man” in the relationship. Notice how Selena clutches Demi and fawns over her like a typical emotionally unstable woman. While Demi for her part keeps a calm cool masculine demeanor.

Also these pictures include so many lesbian sexual innuendos it is ridiculous. First the girls are laying on a shaggy carpet! I don’t think I have to draw it out for you people… ahm carpet munching. While laying on the carpet Demi and Selena share a non-cordless phone. Who uses a non-cordless phone anymore? I’ll tell you who, lesbians! The cord is a metaphor for the double sided dildo that they probably share every night.

The rest of the photos have even more obvious lesbian sexual innuendos. Like the girls taking turns resting their heads on each others laps, them walking hand in hand on a beach, and my personal favorite them lying head to head waiting for the other to mount them for a furious session of 69ing.

These pictures leave little doubt. Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez are dating. Now if we could only get a few shots of them scissoring or listening to K.D. Lang together we’d have full confirmation.