In a case of life imitating art, pop star Katy Perry (who rose to fame pretending to be gay with the hit lesbian anthem “I Kissed A Girl”) is now a full-blown diesel dyke lesboqueer after having been dumped by her husband Russell Brand.
As you can see in the photo above Katy Perry couldn’t look like more of a gay with her short blue hair and athletic gear while going for a romantic stroll with her mean faced “gal pal” Meredith “The Muncher” Vagilla.
Clearly Katy Perry has given up hope on ever being loved by a man, and is now settling for getting her carpets cleaned by the filth of the lesboqueer community.
Actress and diesel dyke Emma Watson appears to get her tiny tit sucked outside a lesbo bar in the photo above.
Ever since Emma Watson chopped off all her hair and went full on lesboqueer she has been engaging in increasingly brazen acts of lesbian sluttery. Clearly Emma Watson’s decent into the depths of homosexuality is the result of her attending Brown University (the gayest of all ivy league schools).
Women have no place at any school as their feeble brains can not even begin to grasp the simplest of abstract matters. When girls like Emma Watson stubbornly force their way on campus they inevitably turn into dykes upon realizing how inferior they are to men.
Emma Watson has turned into a lesbian in a desperate attempt to feel empowered in the face of her glaring mental and physical feminine inferiority. However, Emma should know that no matter how much vag she licks she will always be subordinate to men. Allahu Akbar!
Is Taylor Swift trying to become the new Hugh Hefner? If this picture of her showing up at the CMT awards with 6 slutty lesboqueer girlfriends is any indication the answer is a resounding yes.
Taylor Swift’s appetite for the ladies is well documented as she has been romantically linked to everyone from Selena Gomez to Katy Perry, so this latest act of brazen lesbianism should come as no surprise.
Clearly Taylor Swift is one horny dyke who enjoys the company of multiple women, probably staying up all night caressing each others nude bodies, licking, sucking, fingering, and scissoring until they collapse into a big pile of exhausted nakedness. Just the thought of it makes me ill, may Allah smite Taylor Swift soon and most righteously!
Over a tense, twice rain-delayed five hours, Justin Bieber beat second place Selena Gomez by 1.3 seconds in the Speedworld Dyke Off 400.
Twice Bieber came from the very back of the pack to swing through traffic with startling ease. Early on she survived her clit getting punctured (fixed up, in part with duct tape). Another time she battled past a disastrous pit stop (lug nut got stuck in Bieber’s ass).
At one point Bieber swooped low, making it four-wide to pass three dykes in the blink of an eye. She was hell on wheels off restarts. A stunning 118 times she climaxed someone, all the while she never stopped barking and trash talking – “Kicking ass!” she once shouted into her head set.
She was, as day turned to night, the best of everything Justin Bieber is about – unapologetically competing at the very edge of what’s possible, risking, without a hint of concern, complete disaster in the pursuit of total glory.
Pop star Katy Perry was caught dyking out in the woods with 2 other horny lesbian women in the disturbing photo above.
It should come as no surprise that a whore like Katy Perry partakes in lesbian orgies deep in the forest. In fact, according to some Muslim clerics the vast majority of infidel women are infected with homosexual woodland parasites from their excessive consumption of swine, which causes them to have the uncontrollable urge to lick snatch in the wild.
No word yet on when (or if) Katy Perry’s effeminate limey husband Russell Brand will stone Katy Perry for committing this sick act of homosexual depravity. Let us hope that Russell Brand man’s up soon before our nation’s forests are overrun with Katy Perry fans groping and licking each others shameful lady parts.
Country music star Taylor Swift had a coming out party of sorts by appearing in public for the first time on the arm of her new girlfriend.
We here at Celeb Jihad were the first to break the story that Taylor Swift is a lesbian, and now Taylor is finally ready to fess up to her sick sinful sexual lifestyle.
Though Taylor Swift and her lesboqueer desires are an abomination in the eyes of Allah, one can not help but congratulate her on the hotness of her new girlfriend. Too many lesbians in Hollywood settle for bull dykes like Demi Lovato, so it is refreshing to see that Taylor has some taste when it comes to the vag she tastes.
Selena Gomez accompanied her girlfriend Justin Bieber to the ESPN ESPY Awards, were Justin accepted his ESPY for “Achievements In Gender Bending”.
I must admit that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are pretty cute for lesbians. Justin has really mastered his “butch” look, and Selena has embraced her feminine role as the “pillow princess” by exposing her bra and wearing a short skirt with a hint of cellulite already appearing on her Mexican thighs.
Of course I still despise Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez’s sinful lesboqueer lifestyle, and wish for them to prosecuted to the the fullest extent of Sharia law. However, as far as degenerate carpet-munchers go, Justin and Selena are some of the least aesthetically offensive I’ve encountered.
