Is there anything more beautiful then hot young lesbians finding love between each others taut nubile thighs? Yes, me masturbating quietly in the corner while hot young lesbians find love between each others thighs.

Selena Gomez and Leighton Meester are almost certainly dating. Look at the picture above of the two love birds holding hands while spending time in Paris, the city of love. It is so obvious that Selena and Leighton are going down on each other, I don’t even need to check their teeth for pubes.

Selena Gomez’s exploits with other women have been well documented on this site. From Demi Lovato to Taylor Swift, Selena has an impressive list of conquests. However, this appears to be Leighton Meester’s first foray into dykedom. Let us hope that an experienced carpet muncher like Selena is being gentle with Leighton.

Honestly I am a little worried about Selena and Leighton dating. I have pictured them going at it in bed together hundreds of times now, and I am starting to get the feeling that Selena may just be using Leighton for sex.

I hope I am wrong, and Selena actually does have an attraction to Leighton outside their obvious physical want for each others tight young bodies. I would hate for Leighton to end up as just another notch on Selena’s strap-on.

If there is one thing Leighton Meester likes to do, besides making sex tapes and then having them blocked from being released, it is showing off her long legs.

Frankly I find it despicable that a woman would be allowed to show anything above the ankle in public, but hey this is America. I guess this country just doesn’t care that it is a breeding den for all sorts of sick perversions, and any day now Allah will wipe it with Israel right off the face of the earth.

Until that glorious day I guess you heathens can enjoy looking at Leighton Meester’s barely covered legs. Here is a collection of pictures of Leighton brazenly flashing them to the world.

The CW show “Gossip Girl” aired an extremely provocative scene were Leighton Meester’s character shows her tight ass while it appears she is preparing to bow down and face Mecca for her afternoon prayers.

What sort of metaphor were the writers of “Gossip Girl” going for by having Leighton Meester show her ass while praying? I think it is an obvious political statement against the war crimes being committed by the United States in both Iraq and Afghanistan.

Leighton is showing her disdain for the brainwashed American masses by displaying her bare rear end to the camera, while at the same time she is showing her respect for Islam by bowing to Mecca. This is a powerful message and I now plan on watching “Gossip Girl” regularly to show my support for Leighton and the writer’s peace movement.

Here are the screen shots of Leighton Meester’s ass political protest. They will go down in history with the man standing down the tanks in Tiananmen Square and the Iraqi reporter throwing his shoes at President Bush.

Leighton Meester is the star of the CW show “Gossip Girl”, but if you are like me then you probably know her as the girl who was supposed to have a sex tape leak like 4 months ago.

What the hell has happened to this country, that all of a sudden celebrities can get their sex tapes blocked from the public? You know what country didn’t have any celebrity sex tapes? Nazi Germany! Think about that!

I thought this was the “land of the free”, but it seems the only freedom “the man” is interested in protecting are celebrity’s freedom to film a sex tape, and not our God (Allah) given right to pleasure ourselves to said sex tape furiously in the dark.

Anyway here are some pics of the oppressor Leighton Meester showing her bra in Rolling Stone magazine. I’d rather watch her getting railed, but I guess this will have to do for now.

In an effort to temper the fallout from the inevitable release of her sex tape. Leighton Meester straight up lies to Harper’s Bazaar magazine about it.

“[The tape] is not real,” the Gossip Girl star tells the fashion mag. “So it makes me sort of sad. It’s unfortunate that it got carried as far as it did. I definitely understand the nature of people better now and that the mere allegation of something like that could be headline news. People think it’s real because somebody says it is. By the way, [as for] me being 18 in those pictures, I don’t believe I was.”

Let us follow Leighton’s reasoning here. First she says that it is not her in the sex tape, so people will not be as interested. Fair enough, the old lie “it wasn’t me” is a great way to get out of sticky situations.

However, then Leighton gets greedy. She wants people to stop posting the pictures from the sex tape (you know the one that she says isn’t of her) so she says she is not 18 in those pictures. How stupid does she think we are?

For lying about the sex tape I am posting the screen caps from the tape. Also I want Leighton to know that when the sex tape finally comes out I will be downloading and furiously pleasuring myself to it, and there is not a damn thing she can say to stop me.

Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester’s sex tape is being shopped around Hollywood!

The video, which was apparently shot a few years ago, reportedly shows the Gossip Girl actress with her boyfriend, performing a kinky act with her feet. What that sex act is exactly is still unconfirmed, but our sources tell us that it probably is Meester repeatedly kicking her boyfriend in the balls.

This kind of behavior is to be expected of a girl who has one of the weirdest name in Hollywood.  Leighton Meester? Her name sounds like a shady law firm. I hope whoever buys the sex tape is prepared to lawyer up.