Above is behind the scenes footage of Anne Hathaway auditioning for the “Basic Instinct” remake.

It is very apparent from the video above what role Anne is auditioning for in the remake… Michael Douglas’ character Detective Nick Curran. How else would you explain a woman wearing a jacket like that?

Anne Hathaway will make a fine detective in the “Basic Instinct” remake, and will certainly bring some much needed masculinity to the character after the effeminate Michael Douglas nearly ruined the original.

The final movie in the abomination that is the Twilight series is hitting theaters this weekend, so the star of the movie Kristen Stewart went on TV to prostitute her self for the film.

As you can see in the video above, Kristen Stewart wastes little time in showing off the one part of her body which infidels may consider slightly above average in attractiveness, her long milk white legs.

Obviously I am repulsed by Kristen Stewart’s bare flesh, and particularly find her legs offensive as they appear to be weak and absent a nice coat of hair. Kristen Stewart will never get us Muslims to go see her crappy Twilight film unless she stops shaving and seriously bulks up her quads by pulling the plow.

Desperate for attention teen star Victoria Justice hiked up her dress for photographers exposing her long teen legs.

Victoria Justice is on a slippery slope. If she is willing to pull up her dress to show her legs now, then it is just a matter of time before she is spread eagle or bent over pulling apart her butt cheeks for the cameras.

If Victoria Justice’s does not stop this whorish behavior she will never know the pleasure of being sexed by a Muslim man. Repent now Ms Justice before you miss out on divine Islamic insertion forever.

Once again Jessica Alba was photographed spreading her filthy whore legs, but this time the look on her face finally conveys a tinge of guilt for her immoral behavior. Could it be that a Hollywood harlot like Jessica Alba is beginning to grow weary of prostituting her body for money and fame?

As you can see in the photos below Jessica Alba is up to her old tricks taking pictures with her legs spread, bra showing, and sans a burka. However, the look in her eyes is unmistakable. Jessica is obviously contemplating her life choices and going through some sort of existential crisis.

As a Muslim I do not find this shocking at all. Frankly I believe most kuffars probably question their heathen devil worshiping ways at least once. However, their brains are already too drug addled to realize that the way to salvation is through Allah and Islam.

Let us hope that Jessica Alba sees the light and embraces Allah as her lord and master, before her momentary glimpse of mental clarity vanishes. Jessica Alba close your legs and wear the burka it is the only way! Allahu Akbar!

At 29 years old actress Rachel Bilson is in frantic search to find a husband.

Rachel Bilson thought she had a husband when she got engaged to actor Hayden Christensen, but the marriage never materialized. Rumor has it that there was a break down in the dowry negotiations between the clans over how many goat skins Rachel Bilson is worth (in my opinion it is 5, but that is only if she has maintained her maidenhead of course).

So now that Rachel Bilson is almost 30 and still unwed she is desperate to attract a husband before her ovaries dry up, and she becomes just another old Hollywood shrew like Jennifer Love Hewitt or Jennifer Aniston.

As you can see in the pictures below Rachel Bilson’s strategy for attracting a man is the same as all Western women. She is going to dress like a whore and then pretend to drop things and pick them up.

I guess if it works in the West then that is what Rachel has got to do, but in a civilized country like Iran Rachel Bilson would be more likely to find a rock to the face then a husband going about like this. I hope Rachel keeps that in mind if she ever hopes of landing a virile Muslim man.

Wow I was really hoping that Taylor Swift was ready to turn a corner and start acting like a proper lady when I saw her wearing a burqa, but now that I have seen her in these disgustingly small short shorts I’ve finally realized there is just no hope for her.

I have never seen anything as offensive as Taylor Swift’s exposed long milky white legs in this picture. There is only one thing a girl wearing shorts like that is after, and that is anonymous sex with helicopter pilots AKA the sailors of the sky.

Taylor Swift is obviously looking to get her kicks by getting “taken for a ride” by helicopter pilots. Helicopter pilots are the perfect target for an eager slut like Taylor Swift. They can sometimes spend up to 2 hours in the air without a woman in sight, so once they land they will immediately f*ck the nearest skank willing to spread for them.

Taylor Swift has once again proven herself to be one of the lowest pieces of gutter trash Hollywood has ever seen. Her overt sexual promiscuity is an affront to Allah and she must be punished!

Well this is not surprising, enchantress Emma Watson is at it again. This time she is trying to corrupt the souls of men by showing off her smooth milky white legs.

Emma Watson needs to realize that her black magic has no effect on devout Muslims like myself. She can show all the leg, breast, or vag she wants but I will not give my soul over to her lord and master Satan.

No Emma Watson you have failed once again. For the legs of Allah are the only ones I’m interested in running my hand up… until I get to the edge of his skirt… and then I slide my hand under… hold on give me a minute.

Back! So yeah, here are the pics of Emma Watson practicing the dark art of seduction by showing off a good deal of her legs.