In case you haven’t heard the shocking news, Clay Aiken “admitted” he’s gay. Next thing you know Barack Obama is going to “admit” he’s a Muslim, or I’m going to “admit” that Celebjihad.com isn’t funny. EVERYONE KNOWS!
When a man named ‘Clay’ who looks like a cross between Billie Jean King and K.D. Lang decides to “come out of the closet” it’s pretty much the opposite of shocking. However, throughout the years there have been a few even less shocking revelations. CelebJihad.com has complied them for you. Enjoy.
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1993 – Rock star Kurt Cobain reportedly “not in a very good mood right now.” |
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1957 – Nat King Cole acknowledges that he is, in fact, black. Housewives across the country are shocked, yet strangely curious. |
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1979 – Visionary George Lucas tells Time Magazine: “I don’t really have a plan for this thing. I’m kind of just making it up as it goes along.” |
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1991 – Michael Jackson admits he’s been paying a group of renegade genetic engineers to slowly turn his face into a rat’s vulva for the past 20 years. |
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2017 – George Bush finally admits it: “I do hate black people.” Adds Bush, “They’re just so loud!” |
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1995 – O.J. Simpson admits to killing Naked Gun franchise. |
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2012 – Miley Cyrus admits she is not a virgin and has been sucking cock since she was 13. |
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2012 – Nick Jonas admits he is not a virgin and has been sucking cock since he was 13. |
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2008 – Sarah Palin admits her baby’s retardation is the result of partying with crack-smoking Inuits. |
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2005 – Paris Hilton admits you could drive a dump truck through her cunt. |
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2009 – Dane Cook, in tears, admits he’s not funny at all. |
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1995 – Christopher Reeve finally admits to himself that he’s not Superman. |
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1988 – Madonna admits, “I really, really hate my dad.” |
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2009 – R Kelly mistakenly confesses to a reporter that “If they are old enough to pee they are old enough for me.” |
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2007 – Michael Vick admits he’s more of a cat person. |
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2008- Lindsay Lohan admits she digs dudes without penises. |
