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Larry King Outlives Corey Haim

Jimmy Jihad — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:01:02 +0000

Actor Corey Haim was found dead this morning in his Burbank apartment. The mainstream media will tell you that the 80′s heartthrob died of an “accidental drug overdose,” the same excuse they always use when a cover up is afoot. But the fact of the matter is that Corey, like so many of his celebrity brethren, was probably murdered for his organs.

Let’s do the math. Corey was only 38. Brittany Murphy died of an overdoes at the age of 32. Anna Nicole Smith OD’ed when she was 39, and her son Daniel OD’ed when he was only 20. Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, River Phoenix: the list goes on and on. Yet Larry King, at the age of 76, is still going strong. He’s in the best shape of his life, he’s on his seventh wife, and he’s had three children since 1997. Sex appeal just oozes from him.

How then can a man who is well into his 70′s stay so active and virile? Could it be that Larry, a rumored member of the Elders of Zion, is using his connections within Mossad to harvest the organs of young (or at least younger) celebrities? As Gary Busey showed us in the classic film, Kurtlar vadisi – Irak, Mossad has been harvesting Arab organs for years to be sold in the West. Perhaps the tables have turned, and celebrity organs are now being harvested. It seems America’s chickens have come home to roost.

What If Celebrities Became Their Names?

Durka Durka — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:09:00 +0000

What if instead of being the immoral, soul sucking, blasphemers that they are, celebrities became their names? Of course it would never happen because celebrities despise a humble pious life dedicated to the glory of Allah. Instead they wish to mock Allah and portray themselves as Gods.

However, thanks to the witchcraft of Photoshop we can envision a world were celebrities are not lauded as superiors, but rather humbled as productive members of society. Here is what it would look like if celebrities became their names.

Al Gore

Carrie Fisher

Dane Cook

David Letterman

Gary Coleman

George Foreman

Heath Ledger

Jude Law

Keira Knightley

Kelsey Grammer

Kevin Bacon

Kevin Spacey

Lance Armstrong

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Larry King

Madonna

Minnie Driver

Natalie Portman

Nick Cage

Orlando Bloom

Penelope Cruz

Sigourney Weaver

Tom Cruise

Tori Spelling

Wesley Snipes

Will Smith

Winona Ryder

Larry King is Hot

Durka Durka — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 17:08:33 +0000

One word comes to mind when I see this pic of Larry King… SEX.

Just look at this mofo. He’s got the sunken cheek bones and liver spots that drives the ladies wild. Some people are just genetically blessed I guess.

Larry’s lips are all chapped and covered in Vaseline. Probably from kissing all those sexy ladies he’s banging. He’s got that old man stubble too, just to let every know, “Hey I know I look good. I don’t even have to shave.”

And don’t even get me started on that eye patch. How badass is that? Ladies love a bad boy and there are no bigger bad boys then pirates! Larry King is like a sex pirate, sailing the 7 seas of love, interviewing vaginas and plundering booty.

Some guys just have all the luck.