Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, and Ke$ha have formed a “dream team” of slutty pop songstresses for a new single called “I Love You”. Each pop star contributes a verse to the new song, and frankly it is the best work any of them have ever done.
As you can see in the video below these disease ridden whores definitely know how to put on a show for their fans as they sing their new song “I Love You”.
This should surprise exactly no one, as the Godless American hermaphrodite doesn’t maintain the sobriety to even burka up when it’s below 90 degrees outside, but it’s now being reported as fact. She imbibes alcohol and then goes to practice yoga. As a devout Muslim, I’m not sure which activity I should be outraged over. Drinking alcohol is expressly prohibited in the Koran, but practicing yoga is just really, really obnoxious and very 2007.
Gaga recently told the media that her diet secret was to drink a camelload of liquor, but to balance it out with workouts every day, even if she’s hungover. I can’t in good conscience recommend any Lady Gaga health or beauty tips to anyone, but I don’t think that her hard-partying, yoga-stretching way will even influence the most depraved Americans. It seems that logic dictates you examine whatever Lady Gaga does to make herself look the way she does, then go ahead and do the exact opposite in order to look healthy and attractive. Still, “Bad Romance” is stuck in my head, so kudos to Gaga on that one.
Lady Gaga sent out her annual Christmas card yesterday, and to celebrate the birth of her Jew lord she reenacted a bondage scene while flashing her shaved post-op tranny vagina.
As we have documented on this site, Lady Gaga was born an ugly man, but miraculously through the dark arts of Western medicine Gaga has transformed into an even uglier woman. Now that transformation is complete with Lady Gaga finally getting what appears to be a passable female vagina.
I get that you infidel kuffars think it is “cool” and “hip” to get your dicks cut off and balls removed and molded into a cunt, but as a Muslim I can not help but find it severely disturbing.
You can celebrate the virgin birth (*snicker) of your Jew God however you like for now, but it is only a matter of time before Islam conquers the world. Once we do, you damn well better believe you’ll be packing up those Christmas trees and Lady Gaga post-op tranny vaginas as they are offensive to Allah. Allahu Akbar!
That title sounds pretty win-win, doesn’t it? Well, there’s a catch. The celebrities will only stop tweeting until $1 million is raised for Alicia Keys’ charity “Keep a Child Alive.” Celebrities voluntarily giving up social media until this charitable ransom is paid include: Lady GaGa, Justin Timberlake, Usher, Jennifer Hudson, Serena Williams, Elijah Wood, Ryan Seacrest and Kim Kardashian.
Damn Alicia Keys for making us choose between the health of impoverished children with AIDS and enjoying the absence of semi-hourly updates from Usher in our lives. That is why, we at Celeb Jihad suggest that someone start a charity identical to Mrs. Keys’, but require that celebrities tweet until it raises 1 million dollars at which time the celebrities will agree to never tweet again… and to commit suicide. The kids get helped, and we never have to hear from Elijah Wood about how much he enjoys the peanut butter from Trader Joe’s.
If you are interested in in donating to the cause, you can click here, but please, spread out your donations. We’d like to make it at least through the week without having to read anything resembling this.
There may have been an ulterior motive for Lady Gaga’s recent speech against Arizona’s illegal immigration crackdown. It seems the pop diva has an entire team of illegals working around the clock on her outlandish wardrobe.
“The crazy outfits don’t make themselves, and paying union wages to get them done wouldn’t be cost effective,” said a source close to Gaga who wished to remain anonymous. “She pays these Mixtecans from Mexico next to nothing.”
The source, who we met in the parking lot of a Carl’s Jr. in Camarillo, CA, also claims that the immigrants involved are being kept in deplorable conditions.
“Right now, she’s able to house them all in a urine soaked horse trailer and pay them in beans and rice,” he said. “And I’ve personally seen her smack an elderly seamstress across the face because one of her Kermit-the-Frog head dresses was the wrong shade of green.”
“It’s about control, added the source. “Gaga loves the illegals because they are too afraid to call OSHA.”
It has been almost a year since Lady Gaga accidentally showed his penis on stage during one of his concerts, and still his legions of fans have refused to accept the obvious fact that Lady Gaga is a man.
However it appears as though Lady Gaga is now finally coming clean about his sex. Lady Gaga just released this picture proving once and for all that he is a (possibly Jewish) man.
This should come as no surprise to the casual observer. Lady Gaga has all the signs of a big time tranny. He is ugly, he likes to dress up in ridiculous outfits for attention, and he loves to perform. Talk about perpetuating a stereotype!
I for one congratulate Mr Gaga for finally having the courage to admit to what he really is. Of course what Lady Gaga really is, is an abomination to nature, and Allah will surely be issuing a swift and terrible punishment.
But it takes a real man to admit when they have been wrong and take their medicine, and Lady Gaga is definitely a real man.
In a desperate attempt to steal back some of the spotlight from the vastly more talented Lady Gaga, Katy Perry decided to flash her crotch on stage.
The move comes as no surprise to music industry insiders who have watched Katy Perry’s once promising career nose dive over the past 2 years. A music exec had this to say,
“The Katy Perry upskirt was inevitable. Katy should see a small bump in popularity from these photos, but I have to wonder if she will be able to maintain it. I can’t help but think she is going to have to show full on tit if she wants to keep pace with someone like Lady Gaga.”
There you have it Katy Perry. These upskirt pictures are a nice start, but if you want to maintain your fame we are going to have see those gorgeous chesticles of yours.
However, until she gets serious about being a famous musician and decides to show her breasts enjoy these Katy Perry upskirt pictures.
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