As you can see in the video above, converted Muslim Hayden Panettiere was sexually assaulted by a giant orb who’s identity was later revealed to be infidel transvestite Lady Gaga.

A fine Muslimina like Hayden Panettiere is no doubt traumatized after being put in a bear hug, and having her pious ass spanked by a degenerate like Gaga. As proud Muslim warriors we can not sit ideally by while our women are sexual assaulted by pop star freaks like this.

That is why I am calling on all Celeb Jihadists to get to work drafting a strongly worded Fatwa to be issued against Lady Gaga on the eve of the first harvest moon. Rest assured Hayden, Gaga will pay for what she did to you. Allahu Akbar!

A new book called “Culo” is making headlines, because it appears to feature nothing but picture after picture of naked celebrity butts. With notorious whores like Fergie, Lady Gaga, and Sarah McLachlan showing their bare asses, it is hard to understand what all the fuss is about.

However, this book will serve as an excellent research tool for us Muslims when we finish our conquest of the West, and have to decide who should be stoned first. Below are all the pictures currently available online from the book “Culo”. To match the celebrity to the butt I will list them below in order of appearance:

1. Alessandra Ambrosio, 2. Bianca Balti, 3. Edyta Sliwinska, 4. Irina Shayk, 5. Kate Upton, 6. Lady Gaga, 7. Lauren Bennett, 8. Leeann Tweeden, 9. Nicole Scherzinger, 10. Pam Anderson, 11. Sarah McLachlan, 12. Fergie, 13. Stacy Keibler (with friends)

]]> http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/culo-the-book-of-naked-celeb-butts/feed 0 http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/lady-gaga-flashes-her-post-op-vagina http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/lady-gaga-flashes-her-post-op-vagina#comments Wed, 14 Sep 2011 19:33:37 +0000 Durka Durka http://www.celebjihad.com/?p=11995

American transsexual pop star Lady Gaga was caught flashing her disgusting sloppy post-op vagina in the picture above.

This Lady Gaga fella must be pretty proud of the work his doctors did on that sorry excuse for a snatch to be flashing it in public like this. It just goes to show you that celebrities like Lady Gaga are completely delusional about their appearances as that is one of the nastiest looking vaginas I have ever seen.

To make matters worse it appears as though Lady Gaga’s labia are pierced. Can you imagine being the poor bastard that had to pierce Gaga’s saggy, stinky, disease-ridden lady lips? I shudder at the thought!

Transsexual pop star Lady Gaga was caught on video beating one of her female backup dancers, after she dared to try and steal some of Gaga’s spotlight.

As you can see in the video above Gaga did not take kindly to backup dancer Cindy Lou pushing forward on stage. Gaga takes the back of her mic and cracks Cindy Lou in the mouth for her brazen insolence, knocking out 6 of the girl’s teeth. Gaga then thrusts her crotch at Cindy Lou as she meekly crawls off stage, her mouth full of blood.

The Qur’an is very clear that the only way to keep a woman in line is to repeatedly punch her in her mouth. Failure to do so can result in the woman developing a nasty case of backtalk and/or sass mouth. Lady Gaga does well here putting her backup dancer in her place. If she ever stops making her homosexual love songs, she would make a fine madam of a Muslim man’s harem.

As a woman, I know that it is not my place to sing or dance unless requested to by my husband or a male relative. But truly, I’d like to meet the pansy man who decided it was alright for women to do so in public and get paid for it.

Obviously this has been a catastrophic mistake, as evidenced by one Lady Gaga. Now, while her true gender is still a mystery, she has really outdone herself this time in terms of trying to be a man. Her latest video for the song “Judas” shows the scantily clad hoochie holding a gun, riding a motorcycle, and showing her ankles— things we all know should be exclusively reserved for men.

The Gaga then confuses matters by flaunting her shameful feminine breasts, while donning a large cross in between them. Can you see my spectacular perk Muslim boobies? No, because I wear my full burka and hold them down with duct tape, so as not to draw unwanted attention. Gaga would be wise to do the same.

But aha! You see, Lady Gaga has no time to repent for her whoreish ways, as at the end of the video she is stoned to death before our very eyes! A fitting end that all unclean women will eventually meet— sluts, let this Lady Gaga ‘Judas’ video serve as a warning!

Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, and Ke$ha have formed a “dream team” of slutty pop songstresses for a new single called “I Love You”. Each pop star contributes a verse to the new song, and frankly it is the best work any of them have ever done.

As you can see in the video below these disease ridden whores definitely know how to put on a show for their fans as they sing their new song “I Love You”.

This should surprise exactly no one, as the Godless American hermaphrodite doesn’t maintain the sobriety to even burka up when it’s below 90 degrees outside, but it’s now being reported as fact. She imbibes alcohol and then goes to practice yoga. As a devout Muslim, I’m not sure which activity I should be outraged over. Drinking alcohol is expressly prohibited in the Koran, but practicing yoga is just really, really obnoxious and very 2007.

Gaga recently told the media that her diet secret was to drink a camelload of liquor, but to balance it out with workouts every day, even if she’s hungover. I can’t in good conscience recommend any Lady Gaga health or beauty tips to anyone, but I don’t think that her hard-partying, yoga-stretching way will even influence the most depraved Americans. It seems that logic dictates you examine whatever Lady Gaga does to make herself look the way she does, then go ahead and do the exact opposite in order to look healthy and attractive. Still, “Bad Romance” is stuck in my head, so kudos to Gaga on that one.

Lady Gaga sent out her annual Christmas card yesterday, and to celebrate the birth of her Jew lord she reenacted a bondage scene while flashing her shaved post-op tranny vagina.

As we have documented on this site, Lady Gaga was born an ugly man, but miraculously through the dark arts of Western medicine Gaga has transformed into an even uglier woman. Now that transformation is complete with Lady Gaga finally getting what appears to be a passable female vagina.

I get that you infidel kuffars think it is “cool” and “hip” to get your dicks cut off and balls removed and molded into a cunt, but as a Muslim I can not help but find it severely disturbing.

You can celebrate the virgin birth (*snicker) of your Jew God however you like for now, but it is only a matter of time before Islam conquers the world. Once we do, you damn well better believe you’ll be packing up those Christmas trees and Lady Gaga post-op tranny vaginas as they are offensive to Allah. Allahu Akbar!

That title sounds pretty win-win, doesn’t it? Well, there’s a catch. The celebrities will only stop tweeting until $1 million is raised for Alicia Keys’ charity “Keep a Child Alive.” Celebrities voluntarily giving up social media until this charitable ransom is paid include: Lady GaGa, Justin Timberlake, Usher, Jennifer Hudson, Serena Williams, Elijah Wood, Ryan Seacrest and Kim Kardashian.

Damn Alicia Keys for making us choose between the health of impoverished children with AIDS and enjoying the absence of semi-hourly updates from Usher in our lives. That is why, we at Celeb Jihad suggest that someone start a charity identical to Mrs. Keys’, but require that celebrities tweet until it raises 1 million dollars at which time the celebrities will agree to never tweet again… and to commit suicide. The kids get helped, and we never have to hear from Elijah Wood about how much he enjoys the peanut butter from Trader Joe’s.

If you are interested in in donating to the cause, you can click here, but please, spread out your donations. We’d like to make it at least through the week without having to read anything resembling this.