Katy Perry holds the same record as Michael Jackson for most number one singles from an album. Though Michael holds the record for most boys diddled while listening to a Katy Perry album.
Led Zeppelin, REM, and Depeche Mode have never had a number one single, Rihanna has 10. Coincidentally the same is true for STDs.
Creed has sold more records in the US than Jimi Hendrix, and they have probably gotten laid more as well.
Ke$ha’s “Tik-Tok” sold more copies than ANY Beatles single. Ke$ha should remake The Beatles’ “Abbey Road” album. I would like to see what she could do with some of those songs.
Flo Rida’s “Low” has sold 8 million copies – the same as The Beatles’ “Hey Jude”. This fact makes sense, have you ever tried to get a bitch to grind on your junk to “Hey Jude”?
The Black Eyed Peas’ “I Gotta Feeling” is more popular than any Elvis or Simon & Garfunkel song. If Elvis got f*cked by black guys like Fergie instead of f*cking them out of their music he’d have been more popular in America.
Celine Dion’s “Falling Into You” sold more copies than any Queen, Nirvana, or Bruce Springsteen record. You see what happens when you allow women to listen to music?
Same with Shania Twain’s “Come On Over”. Again, women!
Barbra Streisand has sold more records (140 million) than Pearl Jam, Johny Cash, and Tom Petty combined. You see what happens when you allow Jews to listen to music?
Bill Ray Cyrus’ album “Some Gave All,” sold more copies (20 million) than any Bob Marley album. The tragedy is that the real talent in the family, converted Muslim Miley Cyrus, has yet to do the same.
The cast of “Glee” has had more songs on the charts than The Beatles, and they are only in their 3rd season.
Justin Bieber exists.
As you can see in the video above, converted Muslim Hayden Panettiere was sexually assaulted by a giant orb who’s identity was later revealed to be infidel transvestite Lady Gaga.
A fine Muslimina like Hayden Panettiere is no doubt traumatized after being put in a bear hug, and having her pious ass spanked by a degenerate like Gaga. As proud Muslim warriors we can not sit ideally by while our women are sexual assaulted by pop star freaks like this.
That is why I am calling on all Celeb Jihadists to get to work drafting a strongly worded Fatwa to be issued against Lady Gaga on the eve of the first harvest moon. Rest assured Hayden, Gaga will pay for what she did to you. Allahu Akbar!
A new book called “Culo” is making headlines, because it appears to feature nothing but picture after picture of naked celebrity butts. With notorious whores like Fergie, Lady Gaga, and Sarah McLachlan showing their bare asses, it is hard to understand what all the fuss is about.
However, this book will serve as an excellent research tool for us Muslims when we finish our conquest of the West, and have to decide who should be stoned first. Below are all the pictures currently available online from the book “Culo”. To match the celebrity to the butt I will list them below in order of appearance:
1. Alessandra Ambrosio, 2. Bianca Balti, 3. Edyta Sliwinska, 4. Irina Shayk, 5. Kate Upton, 6. Lady Gaga, 7. Lauren Bennett, 8. Leeann Tweeden, 9. Nicole Scherzinger, 10. Pam Anderson, 11. Sarah McLachlan, 12. Fergie, 13. Stacy Keibler (with friends)
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American transsexual pop star Lady Gaga was caught flashing her disgusting sloppy post-op vagina in the picture above.
This Lady Gaga fella must be pretty proud of the work his doctors did on that sorry excuse for a snatch to be flashing it in public like this. It just goes to show you that celebrities like Lady Gaga are completely delusional about their appearances as that is one of the nastiest looking vaginas I have ever seen.
To make matters worse it appears as though Lady Gaga’s labia are pierced. Can you imagine being the poor bastard that had to pierce Gaga’s saggy, stinky, disease-ridden lady lips? I shudder at the thought!
Transsexual pop star Lady Gaga was caught on video beating one of her female backup dancers, after she dared to try and steal some of Gaga’s spotlight.
As you can see in the video above Gaga did not take kindly to backup dancer Cindy Lou pushing forward on stage. Gaga takes the back of her mic and cracks Cindy Lou in the mouth for her brazen insolence, knocking out 6 of the girl’s teeth. Gaga then thrusts her crotch at Cindy Lou as she meekly crawls off stage, her mouth full of blood.
The Qur’an is very clear that the only way to keep a woman in line is to repeatedly punch her in her mouth. Failure to do so can result in the woman developing a nasty case of backtalk and/or sass mouth. Lady Gaga does well here putting her backup dancer in her place. If she ever stops making her homosexual love songs, she would make a fine madam of a Muslim man’s harem.
As a woman, I know that it is not my place to sing or dance unless requested to by my husband or a male relative. But truly, I’d like to meet the pansy man who decided it was alright for women to do so in public and get paid for it.
Obviously this has been a catastrophic mistake, as evidenced by one Lady Gaga. Now, while her true gender is still a mystery, she has really outdone herself this time in terms of trying to be a man. Her latest video for the song “Judas” shows the scantily clad hoochie holding a gun, riding a motorcycle, and showing her ankles— things we all know should be exclusively reserved for men.
The Gaga then confuses matters by flaunting her shameful feminine breasts, while donning a large cross in between them. Can you see my spectacular perk Muslim boobies? No, because I wear my full burka and hold them down with duct tape, so as not to draw unwanted attention. Gaga would be wise to do the same.
But aha! You see, Lady Gaga has no time to repent for her whoreish ways, as at the end of the video she is stoned to death before our very eyes! A fitting end that all unclean women will eventually meet— sluts, let this Lady Gaga ‘Judas’ video serve as a warning!
Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, and Ke$ha have formed a “dream team” of slutty pop songstresses for a new single called “I Love You”. Each pop star contributes a verse to the new song, and frankly it is the best work any of them have ever done.
As you can see in the video below these disease ridden whores definitely know how to put on a show for their fans as they sing their new song “I Love You”.
