Actress Kristen Bell attempts to be sexy by flaunting her well-used infidel ass in the video above.
What Kristen fails to realize is that doing the same move in a full burka would be infinitely more sexy since we would not be distracted by the cellulite on her thighs and the skid marks covering those white panties.
However, without a burka the only sexy image this video of Kristen Bell conjures to the mind is of a well placed stone slamming into her smug heathen face. Allahu Akbar!
Kristen Bell is your typical Hollywood whore, her only discernible skill appears to be not being hot enough to threaten women who watch romantic comedies.
That is why it should come as no surprise that Kristen Bell completely underwhelms in this photo of her sticking out her ass in panties, for some movie or TV show about a relatable girl next door type who can not seem to “find love” no matter how many hundreds of men she sleeps with.
Infidel women love these Kristen Bell movies because they see her as a thinner version of themselves, and the slutty storylines mirror their own experiences (with the drug abuse and abortions edited out for time).
Celeb Jihad has just obtained this exclusive trailer for the upcoming movie “Kristianne Baille” starring Kristen Bell and Christian Bale.
I know that one shouldn’t draw too many conclusions from a trailer, but this will probably be the greatest film ever made. I think everyone involved will receive multiple Oscars, and probably get laid by a ton of super models.
The dialogue in this trailer is like poetry, and the acting so sublime I can not help but tear up every time I see it. This movie makes me question the existence of God because I can not believe there is something in this universe greater than it.
Anyway prepare yourself for this exclusive look at the new Kristen Bell and Christian Bale movie “Kristianne Baille”.
One of the perks of being a celebrity is that you get to f*ck pretty much anything you want. Animal, vegetable, mineral, it is all game. So naturally with all that f**king going on celebrities have developed distinct “sex faces”.
We’ve been lucky enough to capture a few on camera, as well as some interesting sexual facts about some of Hollywood’s biggest stars. Enjoy!
Name: Mandy Moore
Interesting Sex Fact: Mandy is so uptight in bed that she has yet to achieve orgasm with a man. Horses on the other hand are a different story.
Name: Cameron Diaz
Interesting Sex Fact: Cameron enjoys babbling on about her day during sex.
Name: George Clooney
Interesting Sex Fact: Farts loudly during sex then pulls the cover over his partners head.
Name: Anne Hathaway
Interesting Sex Fact: Farts loudly during sex then pulls the covers over her own head.
Name: Gisele Bünchen
Interesting Sex Fact: Gisele favorite sexual move is called “The Dicaprio”… don’t tell Tom.
Name: Amy Winehouse
Interesting Sex Fact: Amy can only achieve orgasm after a vigorous session of anal fisting.
Name: Kristen Stewart
Interesting Sex Fact: During sex Kristen Stewart’s lower lip bites her.
Name: Tiger Woods
Interesting Sex Fact: Tiger Woods likes sex… a lot!
Name: Kristen Bell
Interesting Sex Fact: Kristen Bell can shoot a ping pong ball 50 feet out of her vah jay-jay
Name: Robert Pattinson
Interesting Sex Fact: Robert’s pubic hair is longer than his penis.
Name: Taylor Lautner
Interesting Sex Fact: Taylor has only 1 testicle, and it is small and misshapen.
Name: Katy Perry
Interesting Sex Fact: Katy tossed a girl’s salad… she didn’t like it.
Name: Heidi Montag
Interesting Sex Fact: Heidi cries during sex, and that just makes Spencer want to f*ck her harder.
Name: Kate Gosselin
Interesting Sex Fact: Kate feels no sensation in her vaginal region anymore.
Name: Justin Timberlake
Interesting Sex Fact: Justin greatly enjoys anal. Receiving not giving.
Name: Miley Cyrus
Interesting Sex Fact: Miley is a screamer. Her dad had to sound proof their house.
