When Steven Seagal isn’t out arresting brown people as a cop in Jefferson Parish, he is fulfilling the will of Allah in other ways, like gunning down infidel children as shown in the video below.

Steven Seagal understands the importance of shooting the infidels while they are kids, because the infidel child of today will grow into the evil kuffar of tomorrow. They must not be allowed to breed, which they start doing (if MTV is to be believed) at the age of 16.

Let this video of Steven Seagal serve as a shinning example of how to properly Jihad. And let this video of Steven Seagal teaching Anderson Silva serve as a shinning example of how to properly MMA.

American baby factory Kate Gosselin is the most recent example of a backwards culture valuing quantity over quality, failing to control her gaggle of children.

Aryan moppets Colin and Alexis were recently expelled from their substandard American private school for exhibiting the same behavior (fighting, name-calling, and generally bitchiness) that they use to steal their mother’s attention back home. Fortunately for the children, the education offered in America’s prisons is a lateral moved from the education offered in its Godless public schools.

While it is widely known that the Gosselin children will all turn into criminals, junkies, and whores well before their 18th birthdays, it’s still a pleasant surprise when the world gets to see it starting to happen.

In honor of Michael Jackson’s passing we here at Celeb Jihad are celebrating his life as the King of Pop would have wanted… with a photo spread of all the good times he had. RIP Michael we’ll always have our memories.