Can you guess the hottie in the leather boots and tight skinny jeans in the photo above? Why it is none other than the eldest Jonas Brother, Kevin Jonas!
As you can see in the gif below Kevin Jonas looks sexy as ever showing off his soft lily white dough boy body, his Jew fro flowing in the wind as he prances off to a late night rendezvous (no doubt to sex some ladies).
Can you believe an Adonis like Kevin Jonas was able to save himself until his wedding night? With those all-American good looks he could of spilled more seed than a poorly designed bird feeder catering exclusively to epileptic sparrows.
Wow just look at this picture of the Jonas Brothers attacking a fat man on the beach. These little punks think that because they are celebrities they can do whatever they want.
From what I can gather from this picture Jonas Brothers, Nick and older brother Ugly Jonas were walking down the beach when their Satanic urges got the better of them. It appears that as their devil worshiping friends cheered them on they attacked and killed a helpless fat man.
They then proceed to either molest the man’s dead body to get their sick perverted Jonas brothers kicks and/or they started harvesting the man’s organs to be sacrificed to Lucifer later that night.
Why haven’t the authorities arrested these sadistic freaks? I’ll tell you why, it is because they are protected by the Zionist scum in Hollywood. May Allah the righteous strike them down and bring an end to this terror that is gripping our nation’s fat men at beaches!
The Jonas Brothers were out playing football yesterday proving once and for all that they are not effeminate Marys, but rather totally butch manly type men. The brothers giggled and laughed as they tossed the ball and ran around the parking lot trying to tickle each other.
When the Jonas Brothers’ dad Ron Jonas saw the photos of his boys “playing football” he reportedly said “I’m going to the bar” probably to brag to his friends about how tough his sons are. Unfortunately Ron hasn’t been heard from since, but I think it is safe to assume he is on a celebratory bender because his son’s are so awesome.
Here are the photos of the Jonas Brothers playing football like the jocks they are and definitely not like sissy half-a-fags.
Older brother Kevin Jonas squeals and does a cheer because he is so excited to be playing football.
Middle brother Joe Jonas squats really low to receive the football.
Oh no the ball was thrown short! Joe Jonas tries to use his ballet skills to reel it in. “Nice try bro” giggled younger brother Nick Jonas
Kevin Jonas prepares his wind up to throw the ball super far.
Here he goes this one is going to be a doozy!
Kevin Jonas does a skip step forward.
Kevin launches the ball 10 feet into the air as he lets out a high pitched grunt and spins on one leg.
Younger brother Nick Jonas tries to receive the football but at the last second closes his eyes and gets hit in the face with it. The game ends as the boys all have a good cry with brother Nick.