Look at this topless pic of a fat Kevin Federline. Going out in public looking like that he is just asking to be mocked. Here are some Kevin Federline fat jokes.

• It is nice to see that K-Fed is finally growing as a person.
• He should change his name to K-Overfed.
• Not shown in this picture is his trainer feeding him fish from a bucket.
• Kevin Federline? More like Kevin Fatterline or Kevin Federflab.
• Does this bathing suit make me look fat? No K-Fed daylight makes you look fat.
• They say the camera adds 10 pounds. If that is the case then K-Fed must have eaten 10 cameras.
• Greenpeace should be circling him in inflatable boats.

If you got any to add leave them as comments below.

It’s been reported that Kevin Federline is getting $5,000 a week from Britney to bring her kids on tour with her. He’s also the newest pseudo-celebrity to get his own reality TV show, which is undoubtedly a well-paying gig too (though producers were upset to find out the name “The Biggest Loser” was already in use). Based on these pictures, I’m gonna go ahead and suggest that a good chunk of those paychecks are going to the good people at Entenmann’s.

K. Fed’s supposedly gained 85 pounds since his 2006 divorce to Britney. He used to weigh in at just 150 but the National Enquirer claims he now weights 235. He’s so big that Britney’s now insisted that “he go on a diet and stop showing their kids it’s OK to be fat and sloppy.” She’s nicknamed him Kevin Fatterline and teases him, asking, “When’s the baby due?” and calling him “a fat housewife.”