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Katy Perry In A Thong

Durka Durka — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 21:35:13 +0000

Pop star Katy Perry flaunts her shameful thong in the photo above.

Why infidel women like Katy Perry enjoy walking around with cloth stuck up their butt in these so called “thongs” boggles the mind. One can not help but assume it is to tantalize the degenerate infidel male.

However, as a Muslim man I do not see the appeal. The only things stuck up Katy Perry’s ass that would turn me on are an IED and my cock. Allahu Akbar!

Katy Perry Sets A Boobie Trap

Durka Durka — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 20:29:01 +0000

Pop star Katy Perry is on the prowl for a new man to suck the life out of, after recently being dumped by her husband Russell Brand.

As you can see in the photo above, Katy Perry is relying on the infidel whore trick known as the “boobie trap” to ensnare her next man. Thankfully, through the glorious teachings of Allah, us Muslim men have developed an immunity to boobie traps, as we find a woman’s sinful busty bosom revolting.

Yes Katy Perry will never be able to land a Muslim man with her tits hanging out like this, and she will have to settle for yet another effeminate kuffar. Unfortunately, much like Russel Brand, he will fail to properly train Katy Perry, and we will be further subjected to her unholy music and disgusting feminine body.

Katy Perry Has Become A Lesbian

Durka Durka — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 15:30:49 +0000

In a case of life imitating art, pop star Katy Perry (who rose to fame pretending to be gay with the hit lesbian anthem “I Kissed A Girl”) is now a full-blown diesel dyke lesboqueer after having been dumped by her husband Russell Brand.

As you can see in the photo above Katy Perry couldn’t look like more of a gay with her short blue hair and athletic gear while going for a romantic stroll with her mean faced “gal pal” Meredith “The Muncher” Vagilla.

Clearly Katy Perry has given up hope on ever being loved by a man, and is now settling for getting her carpets cleaned by the filth of the lesboqueer community.

Katy Perry White Panties Upskirt Pics

Durka Durka — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 18:56:27 +0000

As the upskirt photos below show, newly single pop star Katy Perry is wasting no time in getting as much man meat as she can stuffed inside her filthy baby box.

Katy Perry was photographed in front of a group of potential male suitors at some sort of infidel sex auction in a extremely short dress. Katy then bent over revealing her tiny white panties and presenting her hindquarters for inspection.

No word yet on how many of these men mounted Katy Perry after this sickening upskirt display, but based on the frenzied reaction from the crowd I think a safe estimate would be that at least a couple dozen men pumped their seed into her. Katy Perry definitely seems to be enjoying the typical single life of an infidel whore.

Katy Perry Threatens To Release Sex Tape

Muhammad Rubinstein — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 15:38:40 +0000

Closeted British homosexual Russell Brand blindsided wife Katy Perry when he filed for divorce Friday December 30th citing irreconcilable differences. “Sadly, Katy and I are ending our marriage,” he said in a statement to PEOPLE “I’ll always adore her and I know we’ll remain friends.”

Feeling betrayed Katy Perry did what any desperate, attention starved infidel whore would do, she released a statement of her own, to an unknown source saying, “I gave my heart, soul, and ass virginity to a man that didn’t appreciate me and filed for divorce behind my back like a coward.”

An off the record comment was overheard when Perry joked with fellow pop star whore and friend Rihanna about leaking a sex tape starring Brand and herself which Katy described as “A visual exploration of a rape fantasy meets an aristocrats joke.” adding that “I have nothing to remember him by except this video and the occasional genital herpes outbreak, but I’m going to make HIM remember me forever”

No word yet on when the Katy Perry Russell Brand sex tape will be leaked, but I for one will welcome it’s release with open eyes, a bottle of camel spit, and a steady hand.

12 Blasphemous Music Facts

Durka Durka — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 15:34:41 +0000

Katy Perry holds the same record as Michael Jackson for most number one singles from an album. Though Michael holds the record for most boys diddled while listening to a Katy Perry album.

Led Zeppelin, REM, and Depeche Mode have never had a number one single, Rihanna has 10. Coincidentally the same is true for STDs.

Creed has sold more records in the US than Jimi Hendrix, and they have probably gotten laid more as well.

Ke$ha’s “Tik-Tok” sold more copies than ANY Beatles single. Ke$ha should remake The Beatles’ “Abbey Road” album. I would like to see what she could do with some of those songs.

Flo Rida’s “Low” has sold 8 million copies – the same as The Beatles’ “Hey Jude”. This fact makes sense, have you ever tried to get a bitch to grind on your junk to “Hey Jude”?

The Black Eyed Peas’ “I Gotta Feeling” is more popular than any Elvis or Simon & Garfunkel song. If Elvis got f*cked by black guys like Fergie instead of f*cking them out of their music he’d have been more popular in America.

Celine Dion’s “Falling Into You” sold more copies than any Queen, Nirvana, or Bruce Springsteen record. You see what happens when you allow women to listen to music?

Same with Shania Twain’s “Come On Over”. Again, women!

Barbra Streisand has sold more records (140 million) than Pearl Jam, Johny Cash, and Tom Petty combined. You see what happens when you allow Jews to listen to music?

Bill Ray Cyrus’ album “Some Gave All,” sold more copies (20 million) than any Bob Marley album. The tragedy is that the real talent in the family, converted Muslim Miley Cyrus, has yet to do the same.

The cast of “Glee” has had more songs on the charts than The Beatles, and they are only in their 3rd season.

Justin Bieber exists.

Yet Another Katy Perry Topless Pic

Durka Durka — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 22:04:53 +0000

Pop star Katy Perry is reportedly dumping her foppish limp-wristed limey husband Russell Brand, and to celebrate she appears to have posed topless in the photo above.

Katy Perry flaunting her pert breasts like this is a clear sign that she is ready to serve as a faithful concubine to a virile Muslim man. After years of being tortured by horribly unsatisfying sex from a British fruit like Brand, Katy Perry can no longer contain her longing for a strong Muslim manhood to be repeatedly thrust inside of her.

Katy Perry’s fine tits make her an asset for any Muslim’s harem. By advertising them in this topless photo, Katy Perry has all but assured herself a place a beneath a powerful Muslim man.

Katy Perry Xmas Bikini Cleavage Pics

Durka Durka — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 18:48:35 +0000

Pop star Katy Perry performed yet another act of sluttery completely defiling the silly heathen holiday of Christmas.

As you can see in the pictures below, Katy Perry flaunts her titties in a tiny bikini on Christmas day proving once and for all that Christianity is a backwards religion that lacks even the slightest of moral backbones.

If Katy Perry dared to show even the tiniest bit of top boob during the holy Islamic holiday of Ramadan, us Muslims would unleash a most righteous stoning against her. However, on the Christian’s holiest of holidays Katy Perry is able to show cleavage without fear of retribution. What a weak religion!

Katy Perry Fanciful Nude Photo

Durka Durka — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 21:52:02 +0000

Pop star and quirky whore Katy Perry appears naked in the sickening photo above.

Katy Perry is well known for prostituting her body in fanciful settings like the one pictured above. Perhaps Katy thinks that if she surrounds her self with a bunch of random brightly colored things, her brazen acts of sluttery will be perceived as playful.

Unfortunately for Katy Perry nothing she does comes off as playful to us Muslims (only disgusting and offensive), and so her crimes against Islam will not be forgotten or forgiven when our victory over the West is complete.

Katy Perry Topless Xmas Pic

Durka Durka — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 21:38:47 +0000

As if us pious Muslims needed another reason to despise the Christmas holiday, it appears as though Katy Perry is celebrating the birth of the Jew God Jesus by showing her offensive tits in the playful nude photo above.

We have already seen equally slutty Christmas displays from the likes of Selena Gomez and Victoria Justice in the past month. What is it about the baby Jesus that gets these infidel whores so horny that they feel the need to prostitute themselves like this?

By taking this nude Christmas picture Katy Perry is clearly signaling that she wishes the baby Jesus would come and deck her halls. What a truly sick and depraved religion Christianity is. Allahu Akbar!