British actress Kate Beckinsale practices praying to Allah in the extremely erotic video above.
Kate Beckinsale is a very pragmatic woman, and she has seen the writing on the wall. As the picture below of a typical British class indicates, (thanks to its lax immigration laws) the UK will soon be an Islamic state.
Kate Beckinsale is very wise to be learning how to properly pray to Allah, so that she will assimilate quickly to Muslim life. Of course from this video it is plain to see that Kate’s prayer form needs a lot of work, but with her tight rump I am sure a generous virile Muslim will take the time to mentor her in our ways.
Saucy British harlot Kate Beckinsale shows off her uptight vagina in the nude photo above.
This nude Kate Beckinsale picture is obviously a devious scheme by the British government to promote the blasphemous Olympic games.
The Olympics is biased against Muslims as events like swimming, gymnastics, and track are designed for homoqueers. Us Muslim men are vastly superior athletes, but we only compete in manly pursuits like camel wrestling, IED planting, and opium harvesting.
Yes the Olympics is yet another Zionist plot to discredit the great Muslim people, and no matter how many pictures Kate Beckinsale takes, we will never forget that.
March is here and that means it is time for “March Madness” in the heathen West. For those who don’t know “March Madness” refers to the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament. A tournament that pits African tribesman against one another at the sport of “basketball” for the amusement of overweight whites and the profit of Jews.
In response to this shameful heathen basketball tournament we here at Celeb Jihad have developed a far grander competition called “March Mammary Madness” in which topless celebrities square off against each other to win the coveted title of “Top Titties in Tinseltown”
Winners were selected by a consensus of sheiks, imams, and clerics based on which breasts they would most like to tongue lash. Below are the results of the tournament thus far.
The Areola Eight
 #1 Scarlett Johansson | VS |
 #8 Michelle Tractenburg |
 #2 Katy Perry | VS |
 #7 Kate Beckinsale |
 #3 Jenna Fischer | VS |
 #6 Emma Watson |
 #4 Sienna Miller | VS |
 #5 Mary Elizabeth Winstead |
The Funbag Four
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#1 Scarlett Johansson | VS |
#6 Emma Watson |
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#2 Katy Perry | VS |
#5 Mary Elizabeth Winstead |
Upstart and tournament Cinderella story Mary Elizabeth Winstead has made it to the finals to face off against perennial contender Scarlett Johansson. However, for the final match our council of powerful Muslim men have chosen to give the deciding vote to the readers of this holy Islamic celebrity gossip site provided that none of the people voting are infidels, women, or without a proper beard.
The Chest Championship
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#1 Scarlett Johansson | VS |
#5 Mary Elizabeth Winstead |
Uptight Brit Kate Beckinsale shows off her stuffy naked body in the photo above. Kate Beckinsale releasing a nude picture is not at all surprising considering she is currently promoting not 1 but 2 films right now.
The Zionists who control Hollywood require that all actresses get publicity for their films at any cost. Usually this involves making the rounds on the interview circuit while pretending to date a homosexual actor (preferably Jake Gyllenhaal), but since Kate has both “Contraband” and “Underworld: Awakening” in theaters more extreme marketing techniques were required.
This Kate Beckinsale naked pic will certainly drive the obese infidels masses to the movies, as they are easily stimulated. However, us Muslims will almost certainly stay strong and wait to pirate Kate’s films when they are released on DVD.
Kate Beckinsale is the star of the “Underworld” series including the new movie “Underworld: Awakening”. In the films Kate plays a slutty vampire that goes around killing and f*cking pretty much everything she can get her hands on.
Of course now that Kate Beckinsale is a big star she refuses to be naked in any of the Underworld films, as if that makes her less of a whore and the films less blasphemous against Islam. That is why it is important to remind ourselves that Kate Beckinsale is a slut, and has already exposed her shameful lady tits in the topless video below.
However, be warned the sight of Kate Beckinsale flaunting her bare breasts is quite disturbing, especially since she also appears to be getting off on wearing her grandmother’s underwear.
Actress Kate Beckinsale showed off her world-renowned tight English ass in a bikini in the photos below. It is impossible to tell if Kate Beckinsale’s ass is actually nice or if she is just such an uptight English bitch that she keeps her butt cheeks firmly clenched together at all time.
Of course there is one way to know for certain if Kate Beckinsale’s ass is an illusion or not, and that is to have a virile Muslim man rail her in her poop chute. After a proper Islamic backdoor banging Kate’s ass will forever remain unclenched and its true nature will be revealed. Allahu Akbar!
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