Kim Kardashian has reportedly confided in friends that she believes her baby’s daddy rapper Kanye West is a gay, and is cheating on her with a man.
Kim is extremely upset that Kanye West has spent the majority of her pregnancy living in Paris with his boyfriend, fashion designer Riccardo Tisci, and that Riccardo has just purchased an apartment next to Kanye’s in New York City.
To make matters worse, Kim Kardashian also finds Kanye’s relationship with Riccardo “unnatural”, telling a friend that “If Kanye was sleeping with a black man I’d understand, but to cheat with a greasy Italian… that is just an unforgivable betrayal that goes against everything I stand for!”
The video below is reportedly of a webcam sex show Kim Kardashian made for her rapper boyfriend Kanye West while he was on tour.
One can not help but think Kim Kardashian could have made this sex show hotter for Kanye by sloppily eating a big juicy watermelon, or better yet banging her ass with a chicken bone.
Luckily for Kim Kardashian Sub-Saharans like Kanye West are easily aroused, and he was probably already turned-on by that fat white couch with daddy issues Kim is sitting on.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have just announced the baby names they have decided on for their bastard love child.
If the baby is a girl Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will name her Laquisha, which is a West family name as his aunt, grandmother, and two of his sisters are also named Laquisha.
If the baby is a boy Kim and Kanye have decided to name him in honor of Kim’s late father, the famous lawyer Robert Kardashian. However, Kanye considers Robert to be a “slave name” and wants his son to have a name with more “swag“, so instead they will name the baby after Robert’s good friend and most famous client OJ Simpson.
So there you have it, if Kim Kardashian’s baby is a girl she will be Laquisha Kardashian West, and if it is a boy he will be OJ Kardashian West. Prepare your sex tape searches and/or police reports appropriately.
Scientists at Celeb Jihad Labs* in Tehran were able to use super computers and the latest in high tech imaging software to generate this rendering of what Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s baby will look like.
This photo of Kim and Kanye’s baby is 99.8% accurate, with the .2% margin of error a result of the uncertainty surrounding the color of lip gloss the baby will wear. Not only is this picture of Kim’s baby extremely realistic, but it is also gender neutral and will be true for whether the baby is born male or female.
As you can see in the photo above, the baby will inherit Kim Kardashian’s bulbous misshapen body, Kanye West’s flat nose and beady eyes, and be as dark as midnight thanks to all the African sperm that has polluted Kim’s womb over the years. Truly an excellent specimen of what results from American “culture”.
* A subsidiary of the Iranian Ministry of Infidel Culture & Nuclear Research
The above photo was reportedly tweeted by rapper Kanye West (and then immediately deleted), and it appears to show Kim Kardashian naked on a bed stuffing her fat face… with food.
Of course Kanye is trying to show off to his fellow “brothas” by posting this pic of a nude Kim. Rappers can not help but “floss” their possessions, and since Kim Kardashian is the most coveted fat-ass mudshark in the world it is understandable that Kanye could not contain himself.
This certainly will not be the last time we see X-rated material from attention whores like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Who knows maybe we will get a part 2 to the famous Kim Kardashian sex tape. Here is to hoping it is an all anal edition.
Rapper Kanye West and porn star Kim Kardashian have gone public with their relationship and are now officially dating.
Over the past 2 days the new couple has posed for a series of staged photographs for TMZ while on “romantic dates”. Kanye West also just released a song in which he claims to have fallen in love with Kim.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are perfect for each other as they are both equally talented and wonderful people. May Allah bless this union with many bastard mongrel children, so that the heathen US of A falls even faster into complete moral decay.
Outspoken hip-hop star Kanye West took to his Twitter today to call for an end to the rioting in Egypt that has paralyzed the country and drawn the worldwide attention.
Kanye West allegedly posted the above controversial tweet, which appears to be siding with the Egyptian government against the people, but it has since been removed from his Twitter feed. In the tweet Kanye West calls for an end to the rioting, and suggests Egyptians just go home, listen to his music, and relax.
A hip-hop star siding with authority is not surprising to Dr Marcus Jenkins professor of Hip-Hop studies at Harvard university, “Today’s hip-hop stars are not like your older brothers. They are all about respecting authority, paying taxes, and being all around good citizens and consumers.”
No word yet if Kanye’s plea is being heard in Egypt, but it is doubtful since the Egyptian government shut down the countries Internet access early Friday.