In a new interview with Radar Online, Nadya “Octomom” Suleman admits, “I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin. I think he’s hot!”
Of course Jon Gosselin’s sex appeal is undeniable. What woman could resist a pudgy middle-aged Asian guy with hair plugs who wears Ed Hardy all the time? However, I just can’t help but think that Octomom’s attraction for Jon Gosselin runs deeper than just the physical.
These two seem to be made for each other. They both love using fertility drugs to have unholy amounts of children at one time. They both like abandoning those children to pursue a career as a D-list celebrity. And they both have huge vaginas.
Jon and Nadya Plus 22 here we come.
Jon Gosselin continued his tireless search for a new mommy for his 8 small children in Vegas last night, because that is the best place to look.
Sources close to Jon say that he is committed to finding a new Mom for his kids ever since the old one became so “annoying” and “unsexy”.
The source continued, “Jon doesn’t care how many clubs, bars, or truck stops he has to go to. He is going to find the new mommy his kids deserve. He is a real family man.”
Call it the case of the optimist vs. the pessimist, with Regis Philbin as Pollyanna, suggesting to Kate Gosselin on Thursday’s Live! With Regis & Kelly that one of these days her estranged husband Jon is going to come home with one of his new 20-something girls and propose a three way.
“Now” said Philbin, “what do you think about that?”
“Wow,” responded Gosselin, who looked as though her breath had been taken away.
After first joining in with the audience’s laughter, she said about her soon-to-be-ex Jon and herself: “We definitely have different goals at this point. A lot has changed. A lot of unexpected things have come up. It’s not ideal. And I can’t say you’re right at all.”
But Philbin pressed her on the subject. If Jon were to come back tomorrow, the TV host asked, and said, “Let’s put the past behind us. I want to have a three way with you and one of my much younger, more attractive girlfriends…what would you say to that?”
“I don’t think I can answer that,” she replied, as Philbin said she obviously needed time to think about that. Gosselin said, however, “A lot of our lives is public, but a lot is private, as well.”
If the couple did have a three way, Philbin then went on to wonder, wouldn’t all their marital problems go away?
“We can only go forward, we can’t go back,” said Gosselin. “I don’t think it would all go away at his point.”
Jon Gosselin can add another notch to his bed post.
America’s favorite Asian reality-TV father of eight was spotted at a Pennsylvania bar and restaurant with yet another 20-something woman. This is the third skank he has picked up since splitting with his awful, soon-to-be ex-wife, Kate Gosselin.
The unidentified woman drove herself to Jon’s home at 3 a.m. and was spotted leaving the property at 6 a.m. The fact that Jon brought the girl to a home used by the family is sure in infuriate Kate who, despite her overall awfulness, is gaining public sympathy as a result of Jon’s philandering.
While different media outlets debate about who is responsible for the break up, CelebJihad isn’t afraid to place the blame squarely where it belongs: with the children. Everything was fine until those little bastards came along. But now mommy and daddy don’t love each other anymore. We’ve seen it a thousand times before. Kids ruin everything. Way to go, you little monsters. We hope you’re happy.
Jon Gosselin’s new girlfriend Hailey Glassman is going to make a great new mommy for his 8 small children. Just look at these pictures from Hailey’s Facebook.
Hailey knows the importance of making friends.
Hailey has a strong connection with nature.
Hailey is always there to help those in need.
Jon Gosselin was vacationing with his new girlfriend Hailey Glassman in St Tropez this weekend.
When asked about their budding relationship the new couple were quite candid about what attracted them to each other.
“What attracted me to Hailey was her great heart. I mean I can talk to her about pretty much anything. Oh and her body was not horribly disfigured by birthing 8 children” said Jon.
“My attraction to Jon was purely physical at first” admits Hailey. “I have a thing for slanty-eyed guys with hair plugs who wear douchebag Ed Hardy shirts. But as I’ve gotten to get to know him, I find his spineless passive agressive personality sexy as hell.”
Jon and Kate Gosselin announced they are getting a divorce, and TLC has temporarily halted production on their show “Jon & Kate Plus 8″.
But never fear Gosselin lovers. Spike TV has signed a deal with Jon to do a new reality show tentatively titled “Jon & Cake Plus 6″.
Follow Jon as he adjust to his new bachelor lifestyle. Watch him walk around his apartment in his underwear, get lap dances from strippers, and have sex with many strange and exciting women!
The show is scheduled to start shooting in July and will be the centerpiece of Spike’s fall lineup.
