With the rumors running rampant that teen pop sensation Justin Bieber is a homosexual he faced them head on in a recent interview telling the reporter “I’m not gay! I’ve grabbed many girls’ c*cks!”
This should finally put to rest those Justin Bieber is gay rumors once and for all. The man clearly loves the ladies, and wants nothing more than to put stuff inside of them. In fact Justin wants it so bad he gets nauseous just thinking about it.
Sure Justin Bieber looks, talks, sings, and dances like he is gay, but believe him when he tells you he just loves girls and their big hard c*cks.
It’s been one year since Michael Jackson’s tragic death, but time has not healed the wounds for all of his grieving fans. And for some, grieving has turned to anger, anger directed toward websites mocking the King of Pop’s life and tragic death.
Emails and comments have been pouring into these hateful sites that traffic in cruel jokes, many involving plastic surgery and pedophilia.
For Example, here are few so-called jokes we found on one such hate-site…
- Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.
- Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into legos, this way kids can play with him for a change.
Disgusting. But it doesn’t stop there. The list goes on and on (Click Here to See For Yourself). However, fans are fighting back and voicing their disgust in comment sections and angry emails. Some fans are so angry that they have lost the ability to use proper spelling and grammar.
“These jokes are vile, sick, disgustin, rude and karma will all get you in a couple of years for dishonorning the dead.”
- John Paul
“You must know that We are not going to stop and that we will no longer tolerate further denigration of Michael Jackson’s name and reputation! it’s the worst page I’ve ever seen!”
- rihab
“i dont know how youcan even call them “jokes”!!! let alone laugh at them! if you laughed at any of those you have a really twisted mind! u are a descrace!”
-Lucy
As huge MJ fans, we would like to encourage you all to visit the awful sites in question and leave comments voicing your disgust. I’m sure if enough of us complain by repeatedly leaving comments and causing as many “angry pageviews” as possible, the authors will see the error of their ways. It might not hurt to forward the site to like-minded friends, as well.
Rest in peace, MJ.
Tiger Woods lost another major sponsor today when General Motors announced they were cutting ties with the golfer and serial adulterer. GM is just the latest in a long line of major companies that have dropped Woods in the past month joining Gillette, Tag Heuer, Gatorade, Accenture and AT&T.
However, the news is not all bad for Tiger. Celeb Jihad has learned that Tiger has just signed on with a major drug company to release his own brand of impotency medication to be called “Tiagra”. They have already released their first AD featuring Tiger with the slogan “Because Sometimes 18 Holes Aren’t Enough”.
Tiagra is said to be more powerful then anything on the market today. According to literature released by the company, “Tiagra will make you so God damn hard and horny you’ll be able to f*ck a mountain.” No word yet if a prescription will be required.
Kanye West is at it yet again! This time he is traveling through time and interrupting historical moments. Kanye West is really giving gay fish a bad name.
Ted Kennedy the beloved murdering alcoholic from Massachusetts has died of brain cancer. Let us honor his memory with some dead Ted Kennedy jokes.
- What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Teddy Kennedy? About 2 months of decay!
- Ted Kennedy has been sober for 12 hours now.
- Ted Kennedy carries on the tradition of his brothers by dying with something lodged in his brain.
- What did Teddy tell Mary Jo when he found out she was pregnant? We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it.
- I wonder if Ted Kennedy’s funeral will be open bar?
- Ted also had a plan to stimulate the Auto industry but his program was called “cash for kerplunkers”.
- How did people find out Ted was dead? He didn’t show up to the bar this morning.
- I’d rather go hunting with Cheney than driving with Ted Kennedy.
- Ted Kennedy never became president because unlike George Washington, he couldn’t cross a river.
- Ted is dead, its all just water under the bridge now.
- With news of Ted’s death, the Massachusetts liquor industry is now going to need a bailout.
- What’s black, white and hungry? Ted Kennedy’s cat!
Sure Michael Jackson is a rotting stinking corpse right now, but that didn’t stop us from making fun of him when he was alive so I don’t see why it should stop us now.
Here are some of the latest Michael Jackson headlines.
Michael Jackson was murdered.
Apparently the LAPD are going to announce that Michael Jackson was murdered. The investigation is focusing on Michael’s doctor, Dr. Conrad Murray. I’m going to go out on a limb and say I think Blanket did it… with the candlestick… in the rape room.
Michael Jackson named his daughter after Paris Hilton.
According to Paris,
“My mom and Michael went to high school together and they were best friends since they were 13. So I grew up knowing Michael very well and when he had his daughter, he always loved the name Paris and grew up being an uncle to me. So he asked my mom if it was okay and of course she said yes and I think she’s such a beautiful little girl and I’m proud we have the same name.”
Michael Jackson had low self-esteem.
Michael Jackson was a sweet soul who cared deeply about everyone, and by “everyone” I mean Michael Jackson. Just look at this painting from Michael’s Neverland Ranch. I bet when Michael was short on “sleepover” buddies he’d blow himself.
I do not know what would be more appropriate right now then jokes about Michael Jackson dying. If you have any to add do so in the comments section.
- Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.
- Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into legos, this way kids can play with him for a change.
- Reports that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack in his home are untrue… He actually died having a stroke in the children’s ward.
- In the spirit of recycling, Michael Jackson will be melted down into plastic party cups so kids can still get their lips around his rim.
- In accordance with Michael Jackson’s will, little boys’ pants shall be flown at half-mast today.
- Doctors are looking into claims that MJ’s death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.
- I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning from eating a 5 year old wiener.
- Micheal jackson will always be with us… he is not biodegradable.
- Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.
- MJ’s dying wish was to be melted down and turned into straws so he can still get sucked on by kids.
- It has been released that MJs last wish was that he wants to be melted down and made into a slide so kids can go down on him forever.
- In memory of MJ’s death, McDonald’s is coming out with the new “McJackson”. It’s 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.
- Michael Jackson’s ashes are going to be put in an Etch A Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.
- Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.
- Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman.
- Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.
- Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!
- Michael Jackson’s last words: “Take me to the Children’s Hospital!”
- What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor!
- Michael Jackson died of a heart attack. He really shouldn’t have looked at the man in the mirror.
