What at first glance just looks like a piss poor attempt at a sex tape, is actually the security camera footage from the night Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis was viciously attacked by Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole.
As this video clearly shows Jayde poured some sort of drink on Francis as he walks by almost drowning the poor man. Courageously he spins around and grabs Jayde Nicole at the bar and self-defensively drags her by her hair across the floor for a few feet.
I love a good girl fight. The only thing this one is missing is titties popping out.
Girls Gone Wild founder and tremendous douchebag Joe Francis took hitting on the ladies to the next level last night when he beat up fellow douchebag Brody Jenner’s girlfriend, Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole.
According to Jayde Nicole, Francis was hitting on and harassing one of her girl friends so she did what any sane person would do, she threw her drink in his face. That’s when Joe punched Jayde in the face, threw her to the ground by her hair, and kicked her in the ribs. Apparently Jayde’s friend tried to come to her defense and she got punched too.
Joe Francis then fleed from the club. Brody claims to have chased him, but was tasered by some mystery person (yeah right wuss).
Being the man that Brody is though he didn’t let the tasing stop him from talking smack on Twitter about the incident saying, “Joe Francis beat up my lady this morning for no reason! Pulled her to the ground, punched & kicked her..what does that say about him. How can you call yourself a man when you beat up a girl?? Joe Francis is a piece of sh*t. Joe Francis needs to be in jail!!!”
Notice the extra exclamation points at the end he obviously means business!!!
Police are looking for Joe Francis to question him about the assault. Hopefully they can find him before he hangs himself in a hotel room in Canada.
Joe Francis, America’s favorite smut-peddling scumbag, is back in the news. The Associated Press is reporting that former Girls Gone Wild Producer Aaron Weinstein allegedly bribed two Reno prison guards with expensive gifts in exchange for preferential treatment for Francis while he was in the clink. “Preferential treatment” included use of prison telephones and not getting raped by other prisoners.
Weinstein allegedly gave the jailers cash and various other gifts, including Oakland Raiders’ tickets. In all fairness, Raiders Tickets are a small price to pay to keep the other prisoners out of your asshole, especially when considering most people are giving their Raiders tickets away for free.
In an interview with TMZ, Francis said that the allegations could not be true since if someone representing him would have tried to bride the guards, girls would have been involved. Classy.
“People have levied so many charges and allegations against me; everything has been proven false all the way through,” said Francis.
Apparently years of watching sweet-young titties bouncing back and forth has warped Mr. Francis’s memory, considering that in 2007 he plead guilty to having sleeping pills and cash in his prison cell. The contraband was discovered after Francis tried to bribe a jail guard with $100 in exchange for a bottle of water. Oh, and don’t forget the time Francis was convicted on child abuse and prostitution charges after pleading no contest in a plea bargain.
Maybe I’m just jealous because this guy touches more boobs in a weekend then I will see in my whole life. That being said, SCREW HIM!
