Playboy Playmate turned actress Jenny McCarthy has long claimed that her son’s autism was the result of a childhood immunization. For years she has campaigned against MMR shots (immunization for measles, mumps, and rubella), telling the mothers of America that their ugly, infidel babies were only one needle-prick away from becoming Rain Man.

But now she’s changing her tune.

According to an upcoming article in Time, Jenny claims that her son probably never had Autism, and that he is now doing fine, invalidating her concerns about vaccinations. That seems like a pretty big mistake…a little too big, if you ask me.

Clearly, the Zionist owned pharmaceutical companies, in conjunction with their allies in the Jew controlled media, have gotten to Jenny. I’m not sure if she is being blackmailed or if they have bought her off with their Jewish blood money, but McCarthy’s reversal is nothing more than an attempt to hide an Israeli vaccination plot which seeks to turn our children into autistic number crunchers who can work at Jew run accounting firms. It’s so painfully obvious.

My family stopped vaccinating our children and goats years ago. Sure, our clan’s infant survival rate has seen a 30% drop, but the baby goats have held steady. Besides, I’d rather see all of our children die than end up as some sort of retard-Jew calculators.

DON’T VACCINATE YOUR CHILDREN!

Carrie Underwood shocked audiences during her “All-Star Holiday Special” Monday night, telling non-Christian viewers they should “change the f**king channel.”

During a profanity-laced opening that had to be edited for west-coast viewers, Underwood said that “you can’t have Christmas without Christ,” and that anyone who disagreed could “take it up with the A.C.L. Jew,” a derogatory reference to the American Civil Liberties Union.

“Where I come from, we say ‘Merry Christmas,’ not f**king ‘Happy Holidays,’ said Underwood while taking a generous swig from a bottle of Early Times Whiskey. “They made me call it an ‘All-Star Special,’ but it’s more like an ‘All Star of David Special.’”

After the vitriolic intro, Underwood launched into the song “Cowboy Casanova,” and the show seemed to return to normal. But near the end of the program, an obviously intoxicated Underwood launched into a second tirade directed at Catholics and Mormons.

“Since when did we start calling Catholics ‘Christians?’ said Underwood. “I can put a saddle on a donkey, but that don’t make it a horse. And just because those Mary worshipers carry around a cross don’t make them Christians.”

Added Underwood, “As for Mormons, f**k them too.”

A representative for Underwood declined comment.

Mel Gibson and his fiancée Oksana Grigorieva welcomed a new daughter into the world on Friday.

Eva Braun Gibson is said to be resting comfortably despite being a few weeks premature.

This is couple’s first child together, but it is Gibson’s eighth child overall, adding him to the ever growing list of Octodads. Gibson has six sons from his first marriage (Heinrich, Hermann, Wagner, Lindbergh, Ford, and Treblinka), and one daughter (Leni Riefenstahl Gibson).

Gibson, who starred in such films as Braveheart and What Women Want, is rumored to be in talks for a role in yet another Mad Max film.

Mad Max: Revenge of the Lecherous Moneylenders, is scheduled to begin filming next year in Australia.

Richard Ross (Left) and Walt Disney's Ghost (Right)