Vanessa Hudgens is at it again. No, she’s not doing drugs or taking naked photos of herself. This time, she’s starring in “Rent,” a musical that promotes the homosexual lifestyle and glorifies the HIV virus.
Although I have yet to see the play, I have been told by my cleric that involves a group of homosexual men who make “rent” money by purposefully spreading AIDS and HIV on behalf of Jewish owned pharmaceutical companies seeking to profit off the treatments.
Aside from the fact that singing and dancing is strictly forbidden by the Qur’an, Vanessa has hit a new low by willfully promoting the Zionist-sodomite agenda. Truth be told, this seems out of character, even for a wicked girl like her. I can’t help but wonder if her “boyfriend,” Zac Effron, put her up to this.
Legendary White House reporter and founding member of the Muppets Helen Thomas made a heroic stand against the Zionists late last month, telling Jews to “get the hell out of Palestine” and to go home to “Poland and Germany.” The electrifying comments were made outside the White House, and are sure to cause a firestorm among the Jewish controlled media in Washington and New York.
Before the Jews sink their devilish claws into Helen, we want to show our solidarity by calling on all Jews to leave Zionist Occupied Hollywood by the end of June, or we shall begin “Operation Gevalt,” which will disrupt all shipments of Nova lox to the west coast.
Watch the video below and see for yourself.
Free Palestine! Allahu Akbar!
We here at CelebJihad have always said that the Zionists are trying to ruin everything. Now, more evidence has come to light. It seems the Jews have gone and ruined Hitler for everyone!
Constantin Film, the production company behind the Adolf Hitler film Downfall that spawned hundreds of Internet parodies, has removed all such videos from YouTube in response to Zionist threats from Jewish associations in Europe. Why European Jews would feel the need to go after Hitler is beyond me. What did Hitler ever do to them? This must be part of some money making plot that the Elders of Zion have cooked up.
And look how fast the media bows to their Zionist overlords. A few rabbis get upset, and the videos come down. But when Muslims make a calm, concise request for “South Park” to be more respectful to the Prophet Mohammad, they are vilified as murders and terrorists. This double standard is beyond outrageous. It makes me want to cut someone’s head off!
At least Hitler isn’t here to see this.
Playboy Playmate turned actress Jenny McCarthy has long claimed that her son’s autism was the result of a childhood immunization. For years she has campaigned against MMR shots (immunization for measles, mumps, and rubella), telling the mothers of America that their ugly, infidel babies were only one needle-prick away from becoming Rain Man.
But now she’s changing her tune.
According to an upcoming article in Time, Jenny claims that her son probably never had Autism, and that he is now doing fine, invalidating her concerns about vaccinations. That seems like a pretty big mistake…a little too big, if you ask me.
Clearly, the Zionist owned pharmaceutical companies, in conjunction with their allies in the Jew controlled media, have gotten to Jenny. I’m not sure if she is being blackmailed or if they have bought her off with their Jewish blood money, but McCarthy’s reversal is nothing more than an attempt to hide an Israeli vaccination plot which seeks to turn our children into autistic number crunchers who can work at Jew run accounting firms. It’s so painfully obvious.
My family stopped vaccinating our children and goats years ago. Sure, our clan’s infant survival rate has seen a 30% drop, but the baby goats have held steady. Besides, I’d rather see all of our children die than end up as some sort of retard-Jew calculators.
DON’T VACCINATE YOUR CHILDREN!
Carrie Underwood shocked audiences during her “All-Star Holiday Special” Monday night, telling non-Christian viewers they should “change the f**king channel.”
During a profanity-laced opening that had to be edited for west-coast viewers, Underwood said that “you can’t have Christmas without Christ,” and that anyone who disagreed could “take it up with the A.C.L. Jew,” a derogatory reference to the American Civil Liberties Union.
“Where I come from, we say ‘Merry Christmas,’ not f**king ‘Happy Holidays,’ said Underwood while taking a generous swig from a bottle of Early Times Whiskey. “They made me call it an ‘All-Star Special,’ but it’s more like an ‘All Star of David Special.’”
After the vitriolic intro, Underwood launched into the song “Cowboy Casanova,” and the show seemed to return to normal. But near the end of the program, an obviously intoxicated Underwood launched into a second tirade directed at Catholics and Mormons.
“Since when did we start calling Catholics ‘Christians?’ said Underwood. “I can put a saddle on a donkey, but that don’t make it a horse. And just because those Mary worshipers carry around a cross don’t make them Christians.”
Added Underwood, “As for Mormons, f**k them too.”
A representative for Underwood declined comment.
Mel Gibson and his fiancée Oksana Grigorieva welcomed a new daughter into the world on Friday.
Eva Braun Gibson is said to be resting comfortably despite being a few weeks premature.
This is couple’s first child together, but it is Gibson’s eighth child overall, adding him to the ever growing list of Octodads. Gibson has six sons from his first marriage (Heinrich, Hermann, Wagner, Lindbergh, Ford, and Treblinka), and one daughter (Leni Riefenstahl Gibson).
Gibson, who starred in such films as Braveheart and What Women Want, is rumored to be in talks for a role in yet another Mad Max film.
Mad Max: Revenge of the Lecherous Moneylenders, is scheduled to begin filming next year in Australia.
Richard Ross (Left) and Walt Disney's Ghost (Right)
Richard Ross is the new chief of Walt Disney Studios, and the ghost of Walt Disney is fuming!
“Ross, that’s a Jew name,” said the irate specter of Disney speaking through a Ouija board. “I don’t want a heeb running my studio.”
Richard Ross is taking the position at a time when both Disney and the International Zionist Conspiracy are languishing. The studio’s recent box office returns have been dismal, and the proposed Communist-Jew Obamacare plot to redistribute wealth from white Christians into the coffers of the Elder’s of Zion has descended into a public relations nightmare.
But despite the obstacles, Ross is excited about the challenge before him.
“I am very excited to play a key role in continuing the storytelling legacy of the Walt Disney Studios, Ross said. “There has never been a better time to entertain our global audiences with high-quality and compelling content, and to secretly influence U.S. public opinion in order to pave the way for a U.S. military strike on Iran’s nuclear facilities.”
