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Rihanna’s Tattoo Typo Mocks Jesus

Jimmy Jihad — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 21:13:52 +0000

Boy is Rihanna’s face red (or should I say neck). The singer’s new neck tattoo says “Rebelle Fleur,” which she thought was French for “Rebel Flower.” However, in French, adjectives typically follow the nouns they modify. As written, the tattoo literally translates to “F**k Jesus.”

Rihanna’s publicist was not available for comment.

Demi Lovato Thinks She Is God; Tries To Heal Crippled Boy

Durka Durka — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 20:11:04 +0000

Demi Lovato’s ego is officially out of control. She was at a mall signing autographs in Detroit yesterday when she noticed a crippled boy on his way to get a refreshing Orange Julius.

According to one eye witness Demi shouted “Hey everyone watch this. Behold the power of Demi!” and she rushed over to the crippled boy and placed her hands on his back.

Demi then shouted “In the name of Demi Lovato I heal your broken spine.” She then commanded the boy to “get up and walk”. However, when the child was unable to rise up out of his chair she berated him for being lazy, and stormed off in a huff.

Imagine the hubris of Demi Lovato to think that she can heal the crippled with her touch when it is the will of Allah that these people not be able to walk. Frankly I find giving cripples wheelchairs offensive, because Allah clearly wants them to have to crawl around in the dirt for his amusement.

Wheelchairs are just another example of man’s arrogance, and Demi Lovato thinking she can cure the crippled is the epitome of that arrogance. May her blasphemy not go unpunished. Allahu Akbar!

Taylor Lautner: “Twilight Is Bigger Than Jesus”

Jimmy Jihad — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:53:01 +0000

Fresh off the success of Twilight: New Moon’s box office success, Taylor Lautner did not mince words when describing the film franchise as “bigger than Jesus” and “1000 times cooler than some pesky Jew god in the sky.”

“Twilight: New Moon is like the crucifixion and the resurrection all rolled into one,” said Lautner. “Jesus Christ ain’t got nothing on this movie.”

Lautner, who went on to call the pope a “wack-ass Nazi bitch,” also suggested that teenage fans of the film should stop going to church.

Added Lautner, “Church is for losers; our fans should all worship vampires and shit.”