Jessica Alba has become the latest celebrity this summer to prostitute her nearly nude body in a bikini while vacationing in the 3rd world shithole country of Mexico.
Mexico’s tourism bureau must have purchased billboards above every Beverly Hills abortion and VD clinic, as it seems as if every heathen harlot in Hollywood is heading down there to expose their sinful bodies in bikinis this year.
Of course for Jessica Alba going to Mexico must be a bit of a homecoming, because based on her complexion, bent over posture, and the fact that after having a couple of kid’s her ass looks like someone let the air out of it, Jessica is almost certainly part Mexican. Who knows, perhaps now that Jessica Alba is in her ancestral homeland she will reconnect with her roots, find a nice donkey to settle down with, and ride off into the sunset never to return.
Jessica Alba poses in a series of swimsuits in this photo shoot for the UK version of GQ.
Even though Jessica Alba is an old Mexican whore it is not surprising that the UK GQ decided to run photos of her in swimsuits, as anything would be better than the flabby pasty monstrosities that are British women (plus Jessica Alba probably costs a third of the price and scrubbed the toilet in the production team’s trailer until it was spotless).
Of course GQ is missing the obvious fact that 99% of British men are flaming atheist homoqueers who would much rather get off on seeing some schoolboy reading Richard Dawkins, then a nearly nude Jessica Alba seductively splayed about. It is amazing how many of these magazine completely misunderstand their readership.
The strung out looking Mexican walking the streets sloppily prostituting her body in a sports bra and yoga pants in the photos below is none other than actress Jessica Alba.
Yoga pants are an abomination! How the heathen Buddists can concentrate on trying to achieve nirvana while housewives like Jessica Alba have their meaty vaginas bulging out of their pants in front of them is beyond me.
True yoga is a bunch of cow shit covered Indians in a field straining to twist themselves into positions in which they can suck their own dicks. It is isn’t a group of hard-bodied suburban mom’s like Jessica Alba showing off their crotches and sinful feminine curves in overpriced spandex, while feigning that they found some sort of profound spiritual meaning from sitting in some studio with their legs behind their heads.
Jessica Alba appears in a tight wet white bikini on the cover of this week’s issue of Entertainment Weekly.
With this EW bikini picture Jessica Alba has shown all her haters and detractors that she is not completely washed-up and has still got it. Of course by “it” I mean the ability to get airbrushed in magazines, so that she does not look completely horrible.
No self-respecting Muslim would be caught dead thrusting his meat scud in Jessica Alba’s nasty decrepit lady cave. I don’t care how much Photoshop wizardry Entertainment Weekly uses to make Jessica’s ass look tight… as her dripping wet bikini bottoms cling to her plump cheeks… that does it I am issuing a fatwa! Jessica Alba will pay dearly for making me grow rigid with indignation editorializing on this pic.
Update: Here are the rest of the Jessica Alba bikini pictures from EW’s photo shoot.
Jessica Alba creepily photographs small children on her cell phone while at the park in the photos below.
These Jessica Alba photos perfectly illustrate the hypocrisy and sexist double standards prevalent in the infidel West. Why is that Jessica can photograph these kids with her sex organs hanging out of her tight jeans and loose top, yet when a virile Muslim man like myself goes to the park and snaps some pics with his righteous man satchel hanging out the bottom of his tunic all of a sudden he is a “registered sex offender”?
Clearly something is not right here. It is only fair that Jessica Alba also be punished for creeping on these kids… I’ve heard 6 months in county jail, 2 years probation, and a restraining order is the standard sentence these days.
The photo above is an exclusive first look at Jessica Alba reviving her role as stripper Nancy Callahan for “Sin City: A Dame to Kill For”.
While Jessica Alba’s stripper character Nancy spent most of the first film playing the part of the damsel in distress, in this sequel she is out to get revenge.
According to writer Frank Miller, Nancy is “sick of being treated as a piece of ass“, and is instead going to be kicking some ass in Sin City 2.
This change of character should play well with the emasculated men and feminazis that make up the majority of the heathens in the US of A. As any portrayal of a woman being vastly superior to men is lauded, no matter how absurdly detached from reality that is.