The video above features all of Jessica Alba’s hottest moments from her long and illustrious career of being a cock tease while making crappy movies in heathen Hollywood.


Of course Jessica Alba’s hottest moment will come when she is finally cast down into the eternal hellfire for her numerous and egregious sins. Unfortunately we do not have video of that yet, but one could easily imagine her bloodcurdling screams and the smell of her roasting flesh as she pays for a lifetime of crimes against morality. In fact I’m getting turned on picturing such a vivid and righteous retribution.


Yes Jessica Alba’s hottest moments are still yet to come, and not only because she will be revising her role as a stripper in Sin City 2 when it hits theaters August 22nd.

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Jessica Alba covers the upcoming September 2014 issue of Maxim magazine.


Despite the magazine’s cover promising that Jessica Alba will seduce readers, her pictures inside are utterly unseductive. As you can see in the photos below, this Maxim photo shoot features a wet Jessica Alba lazing about on some rocks while in a boring beige bikini.


Only in the degenerate US of A would photos of an old wetback whore taking a siesta in the dessert be called seductive. The only thing that would make these Jessica Alba Maxim pictures seductive to us Muslim men is if the liquid covering her was gasoline, and instead of laying on rocks Jessica Alba was getting pelted by them.

 

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Below are more photos of Jessica Alba showing off her sinful feminine body in a bikini while on vacation in Mexico.


Israel indiscriminately bombing the Gaza Strip right now is one thing, but Jessica Alba launching this bikini offensive against us pious Muslims is completely over the line and certainly should be classified as a war crime.


The Palestinian children getting blown to bits by Israeli bombs are clearly the lucky ones, as they have avoided the suffering from this ocular assault by Jessica Alba. However, you can rest assured that us Muslims are a strong and resilient people, and we will not be defeated no matter how many times we are bombarded by the heinous sight of Jessica Alba’s saggy ass on a Mexican beach.

 

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Jessica Alba has become the latest celebrity this summer to prostitute her nearly nude body in a bikini while vacationing in the 3rd world shithole country of Mexico.


Mexico’s tourism bureau must have purchased billboards above every Beverly Hills abortion and VD clinic, as it seems as if every heathen harlot in Hollywood is heading down there to expose their sinful bodies in bikinis this year.


Of course for Jessica Alba going to Mexico must be a bit of a homecoming, because based on her complexion, bent over posture, and the fact that after having a couple of kid’s her ass looks like someone let the air out of it, Jessica is almost certainly part Mexican. Who knows, perhaps now that Jessica Alba is in her ancestral homeland she will reconnect with her roots, find a nice donkey to settle down with, and ride off into the sunset never to return.

 

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Jessica Alba swimsuit



Jessica Alba poses in a series of swimsuits in this photo shoot for the UK version of GQ.


Even though Jessica Alba is an old Mexican whore it is not surprising that the UK GQ decided to run photos of her in swimsuits, as anything would be better than the flabby pasty monstrosities that are British women (plus Jessica Alba probably costs a third of the price and scrubbed the toilet in the production team’s trailer until it was spotless).


Of course GQ is missing the obvious fact that 99% of British men are flaming atheist homoqueers who would much rather get off on seeing some schoolboy reading Richard Dawkins, then a nearly nude Jessica Alba seductively splayed about. It is amazing how many of these magazine completely misunderstand their readership.

 

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The strung out looking Mexican walking the streets sloppily prostituting her body in a sports bra and yoga pants in the photos below is none other than actress Jessica Alba.


Yoga pants are an abomination! How the heathen Buddists can concentrate on trying to achieve nirvana while housewives like Jessica Alba have their meaty vaginas bulging out of their pants in front of them is beyond me.


True yoga is a bunch of cow shit covered Indians in a field straining to twist themselves into positions in which they can suck their own dicks. It is isn’t a group of hard-bodied suburban mom’s like Jessica Alba showing off their crotches and sinful feminine curves in overpriced spandex, while feigning that they found some sort of profound spiritual meaning from sitting in some studio with their legs behind their heads.

 

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