Jessica Alba topless

Jessica Alba shows off her perky mocha tits while completely topless out in public in the photo above.

Of course seeing Jessica Alba brazenly walking around topless like this should come as no surprise as she is part Native American, so savage sluttery is in her bloodline. In fact, Jessica Alba can trace her roots back to the famous squaw Suckajeweena of the proud Chocajo tribe of the Great Plains. Legend has it that Suckajeweena led a raid of her fellow Chocajo squaws on General Custer’s encampment, and drained the balls of all of us men thus zapping their will to fight the night before the “Battle of the Little Bighorn”.

Yes Jessica Alba certainly has an illustrious family history of primitive whoring to live up to. This topless photo is certainly a good start in honoring the traditions of her ancestors.

Above is a behind the scenes video of Jessica Alba rehearsing for her role as a stripper in the new movie “Sin City: A Dame to Kill For”.

It must have been a few years since Jessica Alba performed on stage in her donkey show in her hometown of Tijuana, as she appears quite rusty while practicing her moves in this video. Perhaps if Jessica would of had “El Burro” trying to mount her from behind she would have been more in rhythm.

After seeing Jessica Alba’s stripper moves in this video, I think we can say with certainty that “Sin City: A Dame to Kill For” is going to be a horrible movie. Not only because it is in black and white and going to look like a comic book, but also because it seems highly unlikely that they are going to stone Jessica Alba’s stripper whore character by the end of the film… no matter how bad she dances.

Jessica Alba lover

Jessica Alba stepped out on the red carpet at the premiere of her new movie “Sin City: A Dame to Kill For” with her much older lover, famed Hollywood producer Morty Finklestein.

After years of irrelevance, Jessica Alba’s career has undergone a rebirth of sorts. Coincidentally at the same time Jessica started a passionate love affair with Morty Finklestein, one of the most powerful reptilian Zionists in all of heathen Hollywood.

As you can see in the photos below, the sexual tension between Jessica Alba and Morty is palpable. Just look at how Morty stares at Jessica intensely from the shadows, licking his lizard lips while still wearing some of Jessica’s lipstick on his cheek from their hot and heavy make out session in the limo on the way to the premiere.

Word has it that these two love birds didn’t even make it through a quarter of the movie before Morty’s Cialis kicked in, and they made a swift exit to the bathroom to go have dirty old man sex. Truly Jessica Alba is living the dream of every aspiring Hollywood starlet.


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Jessica Alba upskirt

Jessica Alba flashes her lace trimmed panties in these windblown upskirt photos from New York City.

This Jessica Alba upskirt was clearly planned as a publicity stunt for Jessica’s new movie “Sin City: A Dame to Kill For”, which comes out in theaters next week. Jessica Alba knew full well that her thin loose dress was probably going to get blown up in the air in front of the paparazzi while walking the few feet from her car to her hotel. After all they don’t call New York the “Windy City” for nothing.

Yes this windblown upskirt is just another in a long line of wanton displays of debauchery that Jessica Alba routinely performs to make a name for herself in heathen Hollywood. One can only pray to Allah that the next time Jessica’s skirt is hit with a blast of air it is coming from the detonating of a holy pressure cooker.


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The video above features all of Jessica Alba’s hottest moments from her long and illustrious career of being a cock tease while making crappy movies in heathen Hollywood.

Of course Jessica Alba’s hottest moment will come when she is finally cast down into the eternal hellfire for her numerous and egregious sins. Unfortunately we do not have video of that yet, but one could easily imagine her bloodcurdling screams and the smell of her roasting flesh as she pays for a lifetime of crimes against morality. In fact I’m getting turned on picturing such a vivid and righteous retribution.

Yes Jessica Alba’s hottest moments are still yet to come, and not only because she will be revising her role as a stripper in Sin City 2 when it hits theaters August 22nd.

Jessica Alba Maxim

Jessica Alba covers the upcoming September 2014 issue of Maxim magazine.

Despite the magazine’s cover promising that Jessica Alba will seduce readers, her pictures inside are utterly unseductive. As you can see in the photos below, this Maxim photo shoot features a wet Jessica Alba lazing about on some rocks while in a boring beige bikini.

Only in the degenerate US of A would photos of an old wetback whore taking a siesta in the dessert be called seductive. The only thing that would make these Jessica Alba Maxim pictures seductive to us Muslim men is if the liquid covering her was gasoline, and instead of laying on rocks Jessica Alba was getting pelted by them.


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