Us Muslims have long known that Hollywood actresses are the lowest form of degenerate gutter trash, and now we have the video proof.
Our operatives have just uncovered these “lost” celebrity sex tapes, from some of heathen Hollywood’s top female stars. Clearly the Zionists who run the entertainment industry tried to suppress these sex tapes, so that they could continue perpetrating the myth that Hollywood isn’t a den of whores.
Truly this celebrity sex tape leak puts to shame Edward Snowden’s NSA leak, and deals a far more devastating blow to the oppressive Zionist world order.
Here is the list of celebrities on this sex tape compilation in order of appearance (which is not necessarily the order in which they will be stoned in):
- Jessica Alba
- Salma Hayek
- Mariah Carey
- Jennifer Love Hewitt
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus
- Mila Kunis
- Robin Givens
- Sandra Bullock
- Jennifer Love Hewitt (again)
- Brooke Burke
- Mariah Carey (again)
- Kristin Davis
- Jennifer Lopez
- Demi Moore
- Lucy Liu
Us Muslims are the most technologically advanced people in the world, as evidenced by this x-rayed bikini photo of Jessica Alba’s nipples.
Only a Muslim’s keen scientific mind could so brilliantly modify the color filters in the original photo to reveal Jessica Alba’s nipples like this.
Now that Jessica Alba has been exposed as a nipple showing degenerate, we can return our enormous brain power to creating a device that will wipe the Zionist menace from our holy lands without harming Allah’s true believers. Perhaps some sort of exploding coupon book can be devised.
Jessica Alba just posted a photo of her grandmother, the famous Native American squaw “Suckajeweena”.
The resemblance between Jessica Alba and her grandmother is remarkable. Though I am sure Jessica is thankful that since her grandmother was rode hard by the “pale faces” she didn’t have to inherit a crappy immune system and weakness for firewater.
Of course Jessica Alba is still proud of her Native American heritage, as her mother “Little Bigboob” single-handedly saved their reservation during the great drought of 1972 when she used her famous Alba lips to suck start a well.
Jessica Alba shows her full breast and nipple while wearing a see through bra in the photo above.
Women in the West are always looking to “push the envelop” in fashion by exposing more and more of their shameful bodies, so let us hope that the see through bra Jessica Alba is wearing in this pic does not become a hot new trend.
The thought of infidel women out in public with their sinful chesticles in full view in see through bras enrages my pious Muslim sensibilities. If this dark day ever comes to pass Jessica Alba will pay dearly for starting this abhorrent fashion fad.
Jessica Alba went on a bikini rampage over the weekend, shamelessly prostituting her immodestly plump ass and hard nipples in the pictures below.
This brazen bikini display by Jessica Alba is clearly a direct attack on Islam, and we will not stand idly by while this harlot desecrates our blessed Prophet with her blasphemous female frame.
These Jessica Alba bikini pictures are an act of war, and us fearless Muslim warriors are ready to take on the fight and not back down no matter how much skin Jessica flaunts at us in her slutty swimwear.
Jessica Alba shows that she still has “it” in the bikini pictures below.
Of course by “it” I mean a shameless desire to prostitute her nearly nude body. Jessica Alba is clearly still an immoral strumpet with hard nipples, a perfectly flat stomach, and tight round ass… it is sickening!
These Jessica Alba bikini pictures are so outrageous that they have caused my mighty tunic snake to grow rigid with indignation. It is just a shame that Jessica Alba’s husband is an effeminate homoqueer, because Jessica is in desperate need of a severe flogging for this brazen bikini display.