Say what you will about Jesse James, but he’s not all bad. For example, look at this picture of Jesse posing as Hitler.
Sure, he may have cheated on his wife with a bunch of whores. And yes, he will burn in hell for worshiping Jesus Christ instead of Allah, the one true god. But still, as this picture demonstrates, his heart is in the right place.
Don’t let the tattoos fool you. Jesse is an educated man who is just as concerned about the international Zionist conspiracy as we are. While I may not agree with him on everything, and I might cut his head off under most circumstances, it’s still good to find common ground in regard to our mutual hatred of the Jews.
It just goes to show that you have to look for the good in people.
Playgirl magazine is reportedly offering serial adulterer Jesse James, $500,000 to pose nude in its magazine. Because if there is one thing that gets women turned on, it is a cheating husband especially if he has been accused of sexually harassing and even raping women.
Jesse James may be what some people would call “fugly”, but according to mistress Michelle McGee he is well-endowed and she would call him “the Vanilla Gorilla” because of his large package. Playgirl understands that women are extremely shallow and do not care what a guy looks like or how he acts as long as he has he huge penis.
Playgirl also knows that all women get turned on by the “bad boy” types. It doesn’t get more “bad boy” than destroying your family and crushing your wife’s heart for a few dirty skanks. That is just badass, and a major turn on to women.
Lets hope Jesse James takes the money and gives women what they’ve been dying for. With Sandra Bullock almost certainly divorcing him he’ll need the money, Valtrex isn’t cheap… so I’ve heard.
Sandra Bullock is a disloyal wife. Even after Jesse James was guilted by the Zionist media into issuing that ridiculous public apology for exercising his Allah given right as a man to pillage any woman’s vijeen he wants, Sandra still has not resumed her role at his side and instead moved out of his house in Long Beach.
When Jesse purchased Sandra from her father for a dowry I imagine consisted of a fair amount of goats since she is a useful working woman in the movies, she swore to be his loyal servant for all his days and then when he passes to take her own life on top of his grave so that her body will decompose and serve as fertilizer for the flowers placed there.
However, now Sandra Bullock is using this Jesse James plowing some whore story to forsake her wifely obligations. I don’t see why Sandra should be upset at all. Last time I checked she was the only wife in Jesse James harem. How much attention does one woman need!?!
I think it is about time Jesse James maned up and tracked down Sandra, smacked her around, and dragged her back to his home. He may also considering taking her clit for humiliating him with this public temper tantrum.
Like most of the nation I have been in tears for most of the day today after finding out that Jesse James has been having an affair behind Sandra Bullock’s back with some girl named Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. This news is so devastating that I, like most of you, will probably be forced to take my own life from the grief sometime later today.
Until then I’d like to cast a light on the home wrecker who ruined the Sandra Bullock Jesse James marriage. As you can see in the picture above she has that girl next door look that men find irresistible. Apparently her affair with Jesse James started when she friend requested him on Facebook. Everyone knows a friend request from a girl on Facebook is an open invitation to pillage her stink hole. Poor Jesse James was unable to resist the allure of this fresh faced vixen and succumbed to her brazen advances by inviting her up to LA to stay with him while Sandra was away filming “The Blind Side”.
I can only pray that Sandra Bullock finds it in her heart to forgive Jesse for this small indiscretion. Hopefully she can realize how lucky she is to have a man like him for her husband. It is so rare to find a tattooed wannabe tough guy in LA that if you are fortunate enough to get one you damn well better hold on to him.
