Oh Allah most merciful, most wise, how can you allow such an offensive sight to befall my holy Muslim eyes as this old whore Jennifer Aniston topless in a bikini.
Allah works in mysterious ways, but I fail to see any reason in allowing the busted old shrew Jennifer Aniston to continuously flaunt her well-used body in a desperate attempt to land a husband before her uterus falls out.
Surely Jennifer Aniston will soon be smote for such blatant whoring. These pictures of her shriveled ass in a bikini will hopefully be her last. Aniston must learn that no man will ever marry her, for she is damaged goods, and probably a terrible lay as she was unable to keep Brad Pitt, the one man she was able to trick into marrying her
Yes Jennifer Aniston is a disgusting old bag whose desperately seeking male seed before her ovaries turn to dust by brazenly flaunting her body in a bikini. May her punishment from Allah be swift and severe.
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Jennifer Aniston continued her search for a husband yesterday by shamelessly flaunting her tight tanned 41 year old body and hard nipples in a tiny pink bikini.
The fact that Jennifer Aniston can look this good in a bikini yet still can not find a man to put up with her sh*t for the pleasure of pounding her tight little body, really says something about her as a person.
Brad Pitt I can understand because he upgraded with the Angelina, but how Jennifer was not able to hold on to guys like Vince Vaughn and John Mayer is beyond me. She must be a real insufferable bitch to be able to drive off every man she ever gets close to even when she has a rocking body like this.
Of course I could always marry Jennifer Aniston, but I am having enough trouble with the 3 wives I have now and they are extremely ugly. I can not imagine the headaches having an attractive Hollywood movie star as a wife would give me. Sorry Jen but on second thought it is just not worth it.
In celebration of Gerard Butler fingering Jennifer Aniston’s stinkhole in public yesterday here is a collection of Jennifer Aniston butt pictures.
If Butler is comfortable fingering Jen in public I think it is safe to assume that she enjoys a high hard one up her Hershey highway. I say good for Jen for being open to a backdoor banging.
Too many women are ridiculously touchy when it comes to slipping it in the old poop shoot. You wouldn’t believe the resistance I get when I casually try to slide my fist up a woman’s backside! Lighten up you prudes.
Anyway here is a collection of pictures of Jennifer Aniston’s ass. Let us hope it can take a beating.
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Actress Jennifer Aniston has been diagnosed with Prostate Cancer, sources have confirmed. The cancer was discovered during a routine screening by Aniston’s The Bounty Hunter co-star, Gerard Butler.
While promoting their new film in Paris, Butler thought Aniston looked sick and decided to give her an on-the-spot exam. His suspicions were confirmed when he discovered Aniston’s prostate had swelled.
“It was like touching a lumpy grapefruit,” said Butler. “Bloody disgusting, she is.”
Aniston will begin treatment for the disease this Thursday and is hopeful that her ailment may garner sympathy from ex-husband Brad Pitt. We wish her the best of luck.
Desperate toss aside Jennifer Aniston was in Cancun looking hot as hell in a bikini. Is there nothing Jennifer Aniston won’t do to win Brad Pitt back? I mean looking sexy in a bikini is an obvious ploy by Aniston to get Pitt’s attention.
Notice how she crawls around with her ass up in the air. That is obviously for Brad’s benefit. With this bikini Jen is basically saying “Hey I’ve never had kid’s because my ovaries are barren, so I’m still super tight. Come back to me Brad!”
I don’t know if these bikini pics will be enough to win Brad back from Angelina because Angelina has a rocking body as well, and most likely is much freakier in bed. Aniston is going to have to step her game up with a highly publicized lesbian midget f*ck fest if she wants to get Brad’s attention again. Until then enjoy these pics of Jennifer Aniston in a bikini.
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Noted bunny boiler and President of the Women with Low Self-Esteem International Jennifer Aniston is so desperate to win back her former husband Brad Pitt that she has resorted to pretending to give a crap about Haiti.
After already shilling out a ton of her own cash to help the Haitian relief effort Aniston has announced that she will be hosting yet another telethon to raise money for the earthquake stricken nation. She then asked “Do you think Brad will watch?”
Nothing brings two people together like tragedy. The tragedy of others that is. If the earthquake that killed 100,000+ people in Haiti can reunite Brad and Jen then I say it was worth it. I just love happy endings.
With rumors of a Brad and Angelina break up swirling, Jennifer Aniston is reportedly hiding in the couple’s bathtub with a knife, patiently waiting to strike. The expected ambush comes just hours after Aniston kidnapped a ferret belonging to Pitt’s adopted son Maddox and boiled it alive.
“Jen is still very much in love with Brad,” a sources close to Aniston claimed. “It’s Jen’s hope that these drastic measures will show him just how much she really cares.”
Experts speculate that while Aniston is waiting for the couple to arrive home, she will likely scour all of the bathroom drains in an attempt to find hairs to add to her “Brad doll.”
