MTV’s hit series “The Jersey Shore” has begone filming in Florence, Italy, and already one of the show’s stars is in trouble with the local law enforcement.

As you can see in the video below, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was brutally arrested by Italian police earlier today. Snooki is being charged with “impersonating a meatball” a serious offense in Italy which, if convicted, carries a 12 year prison sentence.

Snooki is currently being held without bail in a vat of marinara sauce. No word yet on how MTV is going to handle the situation, or how The Situation is going to handle the situation.

Remember when you were bad and your parents would send you to your room? Well, today, it was announced that the cast of Jersey Shore has been so bad they’re good (Or something to that effect).

Anyway, MTV is sending them to Italy, and, on behalf of America, I would like to offer MTV our sincerest gratitude. Of course, nothing this good will last forever, unless they get involved in the most delightful Vespa accident of all time, but still their temporary deportation is a start.

It’s safe to say that this cast has done more to set back the progress Italian-Americans have made than even The Sopranos did, so it should be interesting to see how eager Italy is to embrace these hair-gelled gorillas and gorillettes.

I’m not sure if “Jersey Shore” will translate over there, so for the Italian audiences, they’ll probably have to go with a name that is more familiar. “Orange American Assholes” should sum up the show nicely for the uninitiated abroad.

The enchantress she-devil known as Olivia Wilde was at it again trying to steal the souls of men with her hypnotic blue eyes and relentless sex appeal. This time Olivia took to the pages of the Italian version of GQ magazine.

This latest move by the demon child is a curious one. You would think Olivia Wilde, being an expert of the black arts, would have known that Italians do not have souls. As hairy, greasy, fist pumping subhumans, Allah in his infinite wisdom decided not to waste good souls on them. He instead filled them with a never ending lust for house music and tanning spray to occupy their mortal lives.

Olivia Wilde may be a crafty she-beast from the underworld hell bent on world domination through sexiness, but that does not mean she is infallible. Here are the pics of her futile attempt at capturing the souls of the Italians.