Legendary White House reporter and founding member of the Muppets Helen Thomas made a heroic stand against the Zionists late last month, telling Jews to “get the hell out of Palestine” and to go home to “Poland and Germany.” The electrifying comments were made outside the White House, and are sure to cause a firestorm among the Jewish controlled media in Washington and New York.
Before the Jews sink their devilish claws into Helen, we want to show our solidarity by calling on all Jews to leave Zionist Occupied Hollywood by the end of June, or we shall begin “Operation Gevalt,” which will disrupt all shipments of Nova lox to the west coast.
Watch the video below and see for yourself.
Free Palestine! Allahu Akbar!
Israel and Hamas have agreed to a one-day ceasefire in order to mourn the tragic loss of Jett Travolta, the late son of actor John Travolta.
Jett’s sudden death last week triggered a wave of condolences from both sides of the conflict.
“We’ve had 769 deaths, including more than 200 children. But when we heard about Jett Travolta, it really made us stop and think,” said Abu El-Sarraj, a now limbless widower speaking near the charred remnants of what was once a school packed with terrified civilians.
Added El-Sarraj, “I mean, what kind of god could allow such a tragedy?”
Meanwhile, Isreali Prime Minister Ehud Olmert’s security cabinet convened on Friday to finalize the ceasefire.
“At a time like this it’s hard to worry about something as trivial as a Hamas rocket attack, or a nuclear Iran wiping us off the map,” said one Israeli official, who declined to be named.
Added the official, “Plus, Travolta’s made a lot of money for the Tribe over the years, which makes it extra sad.”
Fighting is set to resume on Sunday.
