As a red-blooded Muslim man I can not help but think that Chaz Bono is one of the sexiest women alive, and I’m not alone. Chaz has taken the Muslim world by storm, capturing the hearts (and lustful desires) of Muslim men from Damascus to Tikrit with her erotic facial hair and robust frame.
What man could deny himself a quiet moment daydreaming about Chaz Bono using her ample hindquarters to drive the plow through a tough patch of field, or birthing him a baby boy with a thick full beard invoking the envy of every male in the clan. The thrills that Chaz Bono’s remarkable body offers appear to be limitless.
Of course the insensitive bigots in America do not appreciate Chaz Bono’s beauty. In fact they mock her by referring to her with the masculine pronouns “him, his, he”. Clearly years of drug abuse have warped the American aesthetic to such a degree that a once in a lifetime beauty like Chaz Bono goes unappreciated, while hopelessly hairless weaklings like Mila Kunis and Katy Perry are lusted after by the horny masses.
Hollywood can keep their skinny cleanly shaved sluts, us Muslims will take Chaz Bono so that she may birth us virile hairy Jihadists.
By Muhammad’s beard this is shocking news! Noted drug addicted, lesboqueer, and bitch Lindsay Lohan has seen the light and converted to Islam!
As you can see in the photo above Lindsay Lohan’s “road to Damascus” moment came while out clubbing in Hollywood last night. Lindsay was overcome by the power of Allah and dropped to her knees and started praying to him right on the sidewalk. By the smile on her face you can tell she now understands the joy of accepting Allah as her lord and master, and will be reforming her former degenerate heathen ways.
Lindsay Lohan joins fellow celebrities Miley Cyrus and Sarah Shahi as the only devout Muslims in Zionist controlled Hollywood. Let us hope she shows the same level of commitment to Allah that they have shown. Allahu Akbar!
This time the Western kuffars have gone to far! We have waited patiently for these heathens to finally bring their women under control and force them to wear the burka. However, not only have they refused to do so, they are now dressing them in even more offensive outfits.
As you can see in the GIF below from the latest fashion show in heathen Paris, soon Western women will have their tits and ass clearly visible in their fancy evening wear. I would make a reference to the danger of rape, but you can not rape the willing and Western women are always willing to receive a vicious mounting.
This is obviously a slap in the face of Islam, by the homoqueer Zionist controlled fashion industry. They will not be happy until all kuffar women are showing their shameful nude bodies in an attempt to distract virile Muslim men from their righteous Jihad. Well it will not work, because thanks to the power of Allah we have learned to despise everything about the female form. Allahu Akbar!
Actor Wesley Snipes who is currently serving 3 years in federal prison for tax evasion is about to receive some good news. According to sources in Washington DC, President Barack Obama will be issuing his annual Martin Luther King Day pardon, and this year he is considering giving it to Wesley Snipes.
Obama has taken a lot of heat from the black community for not doing enough to help the plight of African Americans during his presidency. His Martin Luther King Day pardon is a way for him to give back. This year Obama has chosen Wesley Snipes because according to an aid,
“Lets face it that brother is dark. He could leave a hand print on coal. If Wesley Snipes was riding a motorcycle he’d get pulled over for having an illegal tint. What better way for the President to help black people than by pardoning the blackest one around?”
Of course the Presidential pardon does not come without a caveat. Obama is going to require that Wesley Snipes converts to Islam by tax day April 15th or risk being re-incarcerated. Our White House insider explains the reasoning behind this condition,
“As a child growing up in Kenya, Barack always took such comfort in the teachings of Islam, which he has carried with him his whole life. One of his dreams has always been to make America into a Socialist Muslim theocracy, and by forcing Wesley Snipes to convert to Islam he is getting much closer to making that dream a reality.”
After being persecuted for over a year just for beating up his girlfriend “Rihanna”, Chris Brown is finally done with his cruel and unusual punishment of court ordered community service.
The Western legal system is barbaric and horribly out of date as is evident by this Chris Brown case. The Qur’an is very clear that when a man beats a woman he is honoring her. Watch the video below and learn how to properly beat your wife/girlfriend.
As you can see from the video Chris Brown really did not do anything wrong by honoring Rihanna with a beating. Certainly nothing that would constitute such a severe and degrading punishment as community service.
I thank Allah that when I beat my 3rd wife Bahiyaa to death for knocking over a bucket of goat’s milk I was living in the civilized Muslim country of Afghanistan.
Believe me I did not get off without punishment, but it was not an excessive amount of community service. I had to dig my wife’s grave, and then return half the dowry money I had received for her to her father. Talk about embarrassing, but I learned my lesson and so has Chris Brown.
Muslim warrior Miley Cyrus continued her Jihad against the infidels by mocking the subhuman Hindus.
As you can clearly see in the photo above Miley Cyrus is laughing as she jokingly wears a “bindi” AKA the stupid dot Hindus wear on their forehead. Miley Cyrus is a proud Muslim woman so it is her duty to degrade those beneath her, and it doesn’t get much lower than filthy smelly cow worshiping Hindus.
Not only is Miley Cyrus putting Hindus in their place with this picture, but she is also showing her solidarity with her Muslim brothers and sisters in Pakistan. For years the Pakistani people have suffered by being situated next to the Hindu country of India. The stench emanating from India has caused many border wars and much pain to the Muslim people of Pakistan.
Thankfully, Allah in his infinite wisdom granted Pakistan the nuclear bomb. Soon India and Hinduism will be no more, and the world will be a better less dirty place all thanks to Miley Cyrus and Islam. Allahu Akbar!
Last night I had the misfortune of watching the 2010 (1431 A.H.) Emmy awards, and I am unable to recall a more offensive spectacle. Not since the pagan crusaders captured Jerusalem in 1099 (492 A.H.) has the Muslim world been so openly insulted by Christian barbarism.
Wave after wave of scantly dressed harlots paraded their flesh on the red carpet for all to see, yet not one actress was wearing a Burqua. Designers like Oscar de la Renta and Jean-Louis Scherrer Haute Couture continue to discriminate against Muslim women everywhere by ignoring the need for a stylish, sophisticated look that also completely conceals the vile temptations of the female form. I was so disgusted that I would have settled for the sight of Christina Hendricks in a Hijab, but even this proved too much for the decadent Hollywood prostitute.
The ceremony itself was no better. While I was pleased to see the host, Jimmy Fallon, was not a Jew, his song and dance numbers with the cast of “Glee” were beyond debauched. Not only is dancing with a non-familial relation strictly forbidden by Sharia law, but interacting in such a manner with teenagers is disgraceful. Those girls should be collecting a dowry and preparing themselves for marriage, not performing onstage like a common street walker.
I won’t even bring up the fact that not a single Muslim fundamentalist received an award. But would it have killed one of the winners to have called for the release Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, or at least paid lip service to the destruction of Israel? I thought Hollywood was supposed to be progressive?
I know the Emmys are an award show, but the only winner last night was the Zionist-Crusader alliance…and “Mad Men,” which is surprisingly tolerable.
