Nickelodeon star and infamous blasphemer Victoria Justice mocks us Muslims with her Halloween costume.
As you can see in the photo above, Victoria Justice tries to poke fun at Islam by dressing up as a “slutty Muslim” for Halloween.
It is hard to determine what part of Victoria Justice’s outfit is most offensive, her bare midriff, stupid hat, or the nerdy lesbodyke date. However, that puny beard definitely crosses the line. No self-respecting Muslim man or woman would be caught dead with such a pathetic amount of facial hair.
The infidels in the West are feeling full of themselves after Felix Baumgartner teamed with the energy drink company Red Bull to set a world record by skydiving from the edge of space.
Like all Muslims the Islamic theocracy of Iran was completely unimpressed by this feat, and is reportedly in talks with Amp energy drinks to sponsor a virile Muslim man skydiving from the Moon.
Unlike the pathetic coward Felix Baumgartner, this Muslim Moon skydiver will not need a sissy spacesuit, but will jump in just his tunic and turban while clutching the holy Qur’an to his chest. Allahu Akbar!
As you can see in the photo above, former Disney star Amanda Bynes has converted to Islam and is wearing a stylish but ill-fitting burka.
It is always darkest before the dawn, so it is great to see that Amanda Bynes has finally seen the light, and pulled herself out of the Zionist infested cesspool of depravity and intoxicants that is Hollywood. Now the only high Amanda will concern herself with is the natural high which comes from serving at the beck and call of us Muslim men.
Of course Amanda Bynes will have to make amends for her years of living in sin. However, her knack for driving cars into things could prove invaluable when she is sent on her special “mission” of repentance with a trunk loaded with “retribution” for the infidels.
Rihanna went too far when she dressed up as an Arabian prostitute to mock Islam in the photo above.
Prostitution is a sacred occupation in the Islamic world, and is filled only with decent Allah fearing women who know how to please their Muslim lords. The fact that Rihanna would shame them by pretending to be part of their ranks crosses the line, and is much worse than 9/11.
A fatwa will be issued at noon prayer, calling for Rihanna to be punished for this egregious offense against Islam and our whores. Rest assured the retribution for this crime will be swift and severe. Allahu Akbar!
After losing to the New England Patriots on Sunday, Denver Broncos’ quarterback and devout Christian Tim Tebow is reportedly now questioning his faith in the Jew God Jesus.
After completing a remarkable run in which the Broncos won 6 straight games in miracle fashion, Tebow appeared to be receiving some divine intervention. However, even with Jesus on his side, Tebow and the Broncos came up short against the Patriots, and now Tebow is wondering if he didn’t back the wrong God.
Tebow is reportedly considering switching his allegiance to Islam. According to a source, “Tebow just believes that the Christian God can only take him so far, and going into the playoffs he is going to need a stronger and more masculine God on his side if he is going to win it all”.
Obviously us Muslims would welcome Tim Tebow into our faith as he is a great athlete and his enormous arms could easily crush many a Jew skull. If Tebow does the right thing and converts to Islam I will guarantee that Allah will smite those who oppose him and he will win the Super Bowl. Allahu Akbar!
As you can see in the photo above actress and unwed shrew Jennifer Love Hewitt has finally seen the light, rejected the false Jew God Jesus, and accepted Allah as her lord and master by covering her body and face with a burka.
Jennifer Love Hewitt joins Miley Cyrus and Hayden Panettiere as the only stars in all of heathen Hollywood with enough sense to convert to the one true religion, Islam.
Now that Jennifer Love Hewitt is a Muslim she will soon find meaning in her pathetic excuse for a life. In the past she has shown promise with her ample bosom, and she may find work as a concubine to a virile Muslim man. However, Love Hewitt must not get her hopes up that a Muslim will take her as one of his wives as she is clearly well past her prime. Allahu Akbar!
