Is Taylor Swift trying to become the new Hugh Hefner? If this picture of her showing up at the CMT awards with 6 slutty lesboqueer girlfriends is any indication the answer is a resounding yes.
Taylor Swift’s appetite for the ladies is well documented as she has been romantically linked to everyone from Selena Gomez to Katy Perry, so this latest act of brazen lesbianism should come as no surprise.
Clearly Taylor Swift is one horny dyke who enjoys the company of multiple women, probably staying up all night caressing each others nude bodies, licking, sucking, fingering, and scissoring until they collapse into a big pile of exhausted nakedness. Just the thought of it makes me ill, may Allah smite Taylor Swift soon and most righteously!
We all know Kendra Wilkinson from her days as a high-class prostitute to the sultan of skanks, Hugh Hefner, but did you know that she also dances for money on the show Dancing with the Stars?
Correction: danced for money, because last night the judges wisely kicked her off the show.
You see, Kendra is married to Hank Baskett who is a “free agent” in the NFL, aka unemployed. And even though we all know it is a man’s duty to support his wives, he chose to force Kendra into slave labor rather than get a real job. Pathetic.
The 25-year-old told People magazine about her disappointment in having to go back to her lazy husband. “I’m going to miss the glamorous life – the best hair and makeup, the best costumes, the best partner.”
Things that she should have been provided by her husband. But when asked for a response, Hank replied that he is proud of his wife and her strength— dangerous accolades to give any woman, as they should remain humble and loyal. “I give her props,” he explained. “I told her that the best thing about it is she showed the world how incredible of a woman she is.”
Let this be a lesson ladies: If you want a husband who will provide for you, make sure you don’t choose one who is as much of a pussy as Hank Baskett.
Celeb Jihad has just learned that Playboy is threatening to unleash a naked Heidi Montag in their September issue. The sight of that horse faced slut showing off her flappy vag will no doubt cause wide spread panic and nausea.
Early reports indicate that this is Hugh Hefner seeking revenge on a world he no longer loves. Our sources close to Hef tell us that he has been extremely bitter ever since he lost his 3 methed-up “girlfriends”. He is especially incensed that the one named Kendra went off with a “colored”.
